Horror in Johannesburg

Sipho Mbgele, David Motaung and Patrick Radebe, smirking in court

Alrighty, you shit stirrers, Boo is gone until next week, so I'm on my own and you'll just have to suffer through my illiterate ass write-ups that don't get the benefit of Boo edits. I'll do the best that I can, but I really have no idea where the fuck a comma is supposed to go and have a great phobia of using dashes. My double negatives are likely to runneth over and there will likely be a proposition ending a sentence or two. You can suffer through it as I am bringing you the sick ass news of the world that you so crave.

Anyway, the latest horror of horrors that I bring you, comes from Johannesburg, South Africa. Three guys were unhappy with their latest employer and decided to exact some revenge. Sipho Mbele (a domestic servants son), David Motaung (I don't know who the fuck he was to the family)  and Patrick Petrus Radebe (the families gardner), broke into their former employers house in Walkerville, Johanesburg, South Africa. While committing their burglary crime, they came across 53-year-old Tony Viana, who they tied up after the trio gained entry. After Mr. Viana was incapacitated, Geraldine Viana and their 12-year-old son, Amaro, came home and were tied up in a separate room. The family dog was killed by slicing open it's stomach.

The family with Mr. Vianna's daughter from a previous marriage on vacation

The men's lawyer told court that they had broken into the house to exact revenge over mistreatment and steal shit. Their focus of hate was Mrs. Viana. Mr. Viana was taken upstairs where he was forced to open the family safe. Then, Mrs. Viana was held down by Radebe, WHO STOOD ON HER FACE, as Mbele raped her. After Mbele was done, Radebe took his turn at raping her. After their fucked up sexual fantasies were fullfilled, they shot her in the head with her husband's gun, then shot Mr. Viana in the head, killing them both. The assholes then realized that the 12-year-old boy, Amaro, would recognize them and probably rat them out. So they decide that they had to kill him as well. The way they killed the little boy is horrific. They turned the bathwater on full hot, so that it was full of scalding water. Amaro was taken into the bathroom, hysterical and crying, so they gagged him due to his intense sobbing. After getting him into the bathroom, they placed him face first into the tub full of super hot water, and held him down until he stopped breathing and struggling. 

Innocent 12 year old Amaro that suffered the most horrific death

Not only is this some fucked up shit, but these assholes DO NOT in the least little bit act or seem to be remorseful. While in court, they were seen smiling and shit as they pled guilty and admitted to their crimes. After leaving court, it was reported that they were laughing while talking on their cell phones. Fuck them. I don't care how much of an asshole your boss is, you can always quit your job and find something else to do. And what was the point of putting a terrified 12-year-old child in a bathtub of scalding hot water to die after witnessing his parents horrific deaths? Why couldn't they have put a bullet in his brain as well, instead of making him suffer through 5 minutes, that probably felt like 5 hours, of pure pain and terror? I don't know if Johannesburg has a death penalty or not, but their complete lack of remorse for this shit makes me wish that they could suffer a death that is equally as torturous.

Mother Sexes Up Her Kid's 13-Year-Old Friend

Child Molestin' Mama

38-year-old married mother of 2, Amy Blose of Cleveland County, Oklahoma, has been sentenced to 15 years in jail for fucking her kid's 13-year-old friend. Blose pled no contest to charges of rape, sodomy and lewd molestation. The illicit and just plain gross affair was discovered when the mother of the victim discovered inappropriate text messages from Blose on his phone. I think the mother showed great restraint in going to the police rather than heading over to the bitches house and confronting the bitch herself. I don't know if I could have done that.

Not only did she fuck up this kid, but she also tried to use his friends to get to him. When released on bail, she was ordered by the judge not to contact her victim, or anybody else under the age of 18, but she tried to get the child's friend to pass him a breakfast burrito wrapped in a love note that said, "Hey, babe, I love you forever." Breakfast burritos are so romantic.

Blose also constantly showed that she suffered from absolutely no remorse for abusing the child, as she was constantly giggling and smiling throughout her sentencing hearing. She even had to be reprimanded by the judge for her inappropriate behavior. When arrested, she told cops that she had a "special relationship" with the boy. Specially fucked up relationship, that is. I wonder if she's laughing now as she's sitting in jail.

Laughing all the way to the big house

Dickless Wonder's Rape Journey Comes To An End

Ain't That The Truth

   Job Carlyn Hughley, one of the reasons anti-rape devices exist, began his rape fest on April 4^th when he “allegedly” sexually assaulted a 20-year-old woman as she was walking in the Grand River and Warwick area of Detroit. Rape-happy and small-packaged Hughly approached the victim, put a gun to her back, and ordered her to go with him to an alley behind a vacant house, where he raped multiple times. He later fled on foot and his victim immediately reported the assault to police. In this case, cowardly Hugley is being charged with Criminal Sexual Conduct, Kidnapping, Felon in Possession of a Firearm and Felony Firearm.

   On April 10^th, Hugely disgusting and unmanly Hughley continued his wave of horrendous dick crimes, by sexually assaulting a 22-year-old woman near Cody Middle School. He approached this second victim and took her at gunpoint to the side of the school building where he raped her. He then decided that he wanted to make this incident a rape expedition and took this victim to several other locations where he continued to rape her. Again proving his total cowardliness, he took off and his second victim immediately reported the attack to police. For this crime, lacking in masculinity Hughley is charged with Criminal Sexual Conduct, Kidnapping, Felon in Possession of a Firearm and Felony Firearm.

   Going out with a bang and wanting to top his previous escapades of nastiness, sans testicles Hughley got even bolder with his sickening activities. On April 12th, Hughley assaulted a 36-year-old woman as she was walking with her child in a stroller. Taking his third victim at gunpoint as well, Hughley led her to another area and attempted to sexually assault her, in front of her child. When the mother attempted to run from him, Better-Off-Aborted Hughley shot her in the back. The mother ran around to the front of this last rape location where bystanders assisted her and her baby. She was taken to the local hospital where she is now in critical condition. The woman’s child was unharmed and is in the custody of relatives. For this final act, prime example of complete unmanliness Hughley is charged with Assault with Intent to Murder, Kidnapping, Assault with Intent to Commit Criminal Sexual Conduct, Felonious Assault, Felon in Possession of a Firearm, and Felony Firearm,

   It takes a truly horrible and sick person to inflict the kind of physical and emotional wounds that rape leaves on a victim. That makes any rapist not only a total and disgusting disgrace, but a less than human monster. It is sad that “men” like this sub-human skin-clothed piece of shit are the reason a barbed female condom had to be invented to keep assholes like this one from taking what a woman would not willingly give them. Hughley deserves very bad things to happen to his sub-par junk, but I think once he’s convicted, it’s his anus and mouth he’s going to have to be worried about.

It doesn't look like much, but that barbed little thingamajig packs one helluva penis bite.