Child Abuse Caught On Tape Beyond Disgusting

    I hadn't planned on writing anything up because I am sick as hell, but when I came on to do a little looking around, I found a comment by reader Jo the Navy Wife on another story. She mentioned a video of a Malaysian mother beating her 8-month-old (some reports say 10-month-old) baby, and of course, being the curious Kat I am, I had to go look at it. It is truly abhorrent what this woman does over the course of this video, which you can click on above. Be warned though, it is hard to watch and it's going to piss you the fuck off. 

    Now the "mother" doing the beating wasn't named in the article I found on the story, but according to the chief of police in Petaling Jaya, Arjunaidi Mohamed, the woman is an 18-year-old single mother. The story says unwed, but I'm going with single mother because I don't care for the unwed thing. It's such an old fashioned term that's just meant to point the finger at fucking before marriage. And this chick being unwed isn't the reason she's a piece of shit. No, she's human garbage because she beat a helpless baby and fuck knows how many times before it was captured on tape. 

    There are a few things about this that I find appalling. One, is that people are in the fucking room recording this, hearing that poor baby's cries and not doing a damn thing. There's a child in the background at one point, watching this and eating a snack. Who knows what that other child has experienced and him witnessing a baby being beaten cannot be good for him. Another infuriating thing about this story is that the mother doing all the beating on baby was convicted of child abuse, but only sentenced to 18 months. She deserves so much more than that. Watching that video, you damn near wish death on this sack of shit "mother" and the people that filmed this. 

    At some point in the video, the baby crawls to "mom" to rest on her knee for comfort and the "mother" shoves her away so hard she falls on on her back and screams. She pinches and shoves and slaps and even kicks the baby while just looking like she loathes this child she gave birth to. It is horrendous how she inflicts this abuse and appears to enjoy making a defenseless baby cry. It sickens me. I hate this fucking woman with a passion and hope she suffers dearly while serving her sentence. I also hope that poor child never has to see that monster that birthed her ever again.

Prostitutes Done In By Butt-Dialing

Damitra Sullivan

Crystal Adams

Nico Brown

     Two drug fiending hookers, who were peddling their punani for a fix, and their John were done in by one of the jonesing prostitutes’ 911 dialing ass and all three have now been arrested. Friday morning, Crystal Adams and Damitra Sullivan were doing a little negotiating with Nico Brown, trying to swap poon for dope when the ass of one of the hookin’ ladies turned snitch and dialed 911. The operator who took the call and heard the deal go down was able to triangulate the location of the Dimwitted Trio through the cell phone signal and send officers to the area to wrangle them up before any cooter-for-drugs swappage could happen.

                                                         

     The dialog below is from the butt-dialed 911 call and because the original article ruined the fun and turned all the naughty words into expletives, I’m going to do a little Mad Libbing and add my own sentence enhancers in place of those joykilling censors. You’ll know which words are mine because they’re colorful and also because it’s pretty fucking obvious.

911 Operator: “Where's your emergency? Hello ma'am, can you hear me? You've dialed 911.”

One of the Semen Receptacles:  “She'll give you a (rim job) for…” 

Cum Unloader: “She won't do it for free?”

One of the Semen Receptacles: “Do you have any buddies that want to freak? I want to get (puke-inducing) naked and (butt-fucking) high.” 

One of the Semen Receptacles: “And what do I gotta do?” 

Cum Unloader: “I want you to (hum into) my (asshole).” 

One of the Semen Receptacles: “For that?” 

Cum Unloader: “Yeah, I'm not gonna give it for free.”

It’s rare to hear “I’m not gonna give it for free” from a dude so this was refreshing. It gets old when you only hear it from Kardashians and equally glorified leg-spreaders. It makes you almost feel for the blue collar vagina vendors. Instead of a quick fix, Sullivan and Adams are facing solicitation charges and their drug dealing patron gets his own charges for possession of marijuana and cocaine instead of his joint worked on. Crime, like herpes, truly is a gift that keeps on giving.

Another Child Becomes A Chew Toy

No Dogs Allowed

   Yes, once again, a child was gnawed on by man’s best friend and in this case mom and dad both got to take a trip to jail. For some reason, a toddler was roaming around at 2 o’clock in the morning and between 2 and 3:30 AM was attacked by the family’s 6-year-old pit bull and German Shepherd mix. The 2-year-old is expected to survive, but received serious wounds to the head that will require surgery. And even if his injuries hadn’t been so severe, he wouldn’t have been able to go back home with his parents to get well as it appears the family home is a borderline deathtrap coated in crap.

   When police arrived they found dirty plates all over the house, open cleaning supplies within reach of a child and dog shit sprinkled throughout like turd confetti. So because the home was a dump and unfit for anyone, much less a child, 36-year-old Jared Perkins has been arrested on child endangerment charges while 30-year-old Brandi Gomes was arrested on suspicion of child endangerment. Gomes was later released so she could get treatment for an injured finger that may or may not have occurred when their dog attacked their 2-year-old. Gomes may still face arrest and Perkins remains jailed.

Jared Perkins

   The mutt that did the attacking is remains in an East Bay animal shelter and is being tested for rabies. I guess that means his heads getting lopped off and the brains are going to be scooped out because I’m pretty sure that’s how they test for it. Investigators are still trying to figure out what exactly happened on the night of the attack since the parents gave conflicting accounts about where the attack happened and there was little blood found inside the home. I’m wondering if maybe the Dumbfuck Duo were passed the fuck out while kiddo was wide awake at an ungodly hour and the tot wandered outside, if that’s where the mongrel with a taste for babies was kept.

   Megan Webb, Oakland Animals Services Director, had some pretty wise words of advice:

"One of the common problems we see are dog owners who want an aggressive dog as a guard dog, often leaving the dog outside, isolated and alone in a back yard and poorly socialized; but then they expect that same dog to behave like a family member at other times and be appropriate and safe around young children. This is setting the dog up for failure."

Take heed you procreating pet owners and don’t let this ridiculous outbreak of Kid Munching Canines spread into your own homes.

Uncontrollable Toddlers Locked In Shit-Covered Room

     Stewart and Jennifer Shuman, undeserving and unfit parents, have pled guilty to two charges each of second- degree criminal abuse. They were arrested back in September when police officers found their two sons locked in a bedroom, the door secured with a bungee cord so they couldn’t get out. This room they kept their children locked in was "covered from floor to ceiling with feces from both children," according to the arresting officer’s report. Jennifer Shuman told police the children, ages 2 and 3, had been confined to the room for about a week because she and her husband couldn’t control them. According to the report, the children had multiple bruises and the younger of the two had bite marks on his arms.

Stewart Shuman aka Idiot #1

    The Shumans were originally indicted on two charges a piece of first-degree criminal abuse, but by owning up to their huge failure as parents, they avoid going to trial and being convicted of the original charges. Good thing, too, ‘cause they more than likely would have been found guilty. So round of applause, please, for the two dolts that admitted to allowing their two toddlers to live in filth and feces. Can we get standing fucking ovation for the parental duo that copped to their charges to get the lighter sentence? Under their original charges, Mr. and Mrs. Shuman could have gotten a maximum of 20 years each, so I’m sure whatever they're getting now is a pitiful fraction of that time, if any.

Jennifer Shuman aka Idiot #2 (HA!)

    The children were placed in state care after the Shumans were arrested and it appears they haven’t had any contact with their parents. After entering their plea, Stewart Shuman’s attorney asked the judge to allow the couple to visit their children, stating that they had completed “all the classes they need to do” to be allowed visitation. Social Services recommended surpervised visits, but the Shumans required the judge’s approval first. The judge denied the request, opting to wait until sentencing to decide. The couple is scheduled for sentencing on June 14^th, so their kids are living squalor-free until then.

    There is seriously no excuse for locking your kids in a room for a week and definitely no justification for letting them literally live in shit. That is beyond disgusting. Let’s hope this pair has learned their lesson and those “classes” taught them a thing or two about cleanliness and the proper way to deal with wild and crazy, hyped up and uncontrollable rug rats.

Show Me On The Doll Where John Travolta Touched You

Travolta channeling Mr. Clean...and we all know Mr. Clean has a spotless and well fucked anus.

      It looks like today is going to be Travolta Tuesday. Our celebrity shit talk has been on the back burner for a while, but I think this doozy is a great start to making up for neglecting the famous. John Travolta is being sued by an unidentified male masseur who claims he was sexually assaulted by Travolta in January at the Beverly Hills Hotel. In the suit filed last Friday, the masseur claims Travolta rubbed up on his leg, diddled his genitals and attempted to initiate some whoopee action inside a private bungalow. The masseur is also seeking a jury trial, most likely to embarrass the shit out of Travolta so that he’ll just settle out of court before this claim goes anywhere. What’s funny about that though, the masseur’s lawyer, Okorie Okorocha, says his client can file as John Doe if he fears extreme embarrassment if his identity is known because under California law, victims of a sexual assault are allowed to do so. Isn’t his identity going to “come out” if they take it to trial? 

Does this look gay to you?

     The lawsuit also goes into quite a bit of detail, saying the massage was anonymously arranged by a caller who met the masseur at a prearranged location on the street, picked him up and then drove him to the hotel where he would be paid $200 an hour for his “services.” That sounds like a hooker to me, but this guy’s clinging to the masseur title, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. The masseur was reportedly paid $800 after he was taken back to the location where he was picked up. Supposedly, while still at the hotel, Travolta tried to convince him to tag team a "Hollywood starlet in the building that wanted to have three-way sex and to be double penetrated." The masseur also claims Travolta told him he "got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his Welcome Back, Kotter days." Up your nose with a rubber hose!

     Travolta’s attorney released a statement, calling the claims a “complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred.” The statement also says that the day the masseur claims he met Travolta, Travolta wasn’t even in California. That he was on the east coast and that can be verified. The belief is that the masseur and his attorney have filed this suit to get some of Travolta’s Urban Cowboy cash and their 15 minutes of fame. If it can be proven that Travolta wasn’t even in California that day, then Fame Whore probably is the case, but that still doesn’t prove Kelly Preston isn’t a Beard.

     I’ve always flip flopped when it comes to liking Travolta, as an actor and a person. He has been in some shit, but I actually like a couple of his movies. Don’t judge, assholes. He seems like a do-gooder, but he’s also a Scientologist. Are there gay Scientologists? Is that allowed in Alienville? I don’t know whether I believe this closet hooker’s claim or not, but that “John Travolta’s Gay” rumor has been floating around for a long time. And I have proof!!! Via Family Guy. What? It still counts.