This Is The Ultimate...In Gay

Dakota Cochrane. Dicking ass and taking names.

If you're a fan of the UFC like I am, by now you probably know that this upcoming season of the Ultimate Fighter has a contestant with a past in butt piracy. Dakota Cochrane is getting his ground game ready and going from gay-for-pay to rear naked chokes. Okay, that may sound gay, but it's a real submission in mixed martial arts, not a term for choke out butt sex.
The word on the web is that Cochrane has been in more than 16 homosexual adult films and left the industry at his girlfriend's urging. Some may say, "Girlfriend? Yeah, right" with a roll of their eyes and a scoff, but supposedly the guy was hard up for cash and we all have to make a living. In Cochrane's words,

"It's definitely a decision I regret. If I would have known what would happen I definitely wouldn't have done it. But I had money issues and I needed help. I went there to do pictures, and they started throwing pretty high numbers in front of me. I didn't really think. It was a big mistake."

I'm going to have to invoke a verse from the almighty Diff'rent Strokes theme song here. "Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some." Wise Words.

Anyone in the mood for a sandwich?

The stuff this guy did in porn, I think he's earned his pay for playing gay and it may make some guys in the Ultimate Fighter House uncomfortable if he actually wins his fight to get in the house this season ("Is that your cup or are you just happy to see me?"), but it's not really that big of a deal. Even if this guy were a total flamer, it's not automatically guaranteed he'd be attracted to any of the guy's in the house. Gays are as selective as the rest of us. I like cock, but not every cock and I have my type. Gays are the same way, they don't want every guy with a dick. Don't flatter yourselves, straight fellas.
The UFC has gotten shit in the past, being called homophobic and what not, but I really don't think that's the case. Also, this guy is saying he's not actually gay, he did it for the money and he was upfront about his dillying and being diddled by dudes. This could also just be a stunt for this guy to get more exposure for himself, just another douche trying to get on TV. We won't really know until the season starts and we see some grounding and pounding and what this guy is really made of. Trust me, if you've watched any seasons of The Ultimate Fighter, you know almost right off the bat who's in it because they want to be a fucking fighter and who's there just to dick around. Only time will tell.
Even Dana White, President of the UFC, seems to be A-O-Fucking-Kay with an ex-knob gobbler joining the ranks. Just last October he said, "I'll tell you right now, if there was a gay fighter in UFC, I wish he would come out. I could care less if there's a gay fighter in the UFC. There probably is and there's probably more than one." 

President of the UFC, Dana White. Does this guy look like a homophobe to you? I think not. He's a total bear.

I'm pretty damn sure there's more than a few too and it would be stellar if they'd come out. Yeah, Nick Ring, I have you in mind when I say that. You can't really blame the UFC for gays not wanting to come out in a sport where you have men all over other men, in very awkward positions, grabbing all over. It's a more...intimate, for lack of a better word...sport than football or basketball and seriously, when's the last time someone came out of the closet in either of those sports? I don't think the UFC deserves all the shit they get when their's isn't the only sport that makes in difficult to Live Out Loud and be Queer and Proud. But they're making progress.

I'm sure there will be some people in the organization that will have a problem with it, but if they're honestly that uncomfortable with it, they have issues of their own to figure out...or have been growing up in the Hallelujah world of All Gays Go To Hell. There will be snide remarks and shitty comments, but what will they say when the guy who was taking cock for a living beats them? More of the same? Maybe this guy will earn some respect and shut people up. And not just with his cock either.
So remember, guys, not all gays are hungry for your man meat...but guard your buttholes just in case...just kidding. Your asses are safe.

Tyler Clementi Trial....

Rutgers student, Tyler Clementi...

Well if you haven't heard of the 18 year old Rutgers student who jumped to his death from the GW Bridge in 2010, here's a little recap.  Tyler was gay and was living in his dorm at Rutgers with a sexually repressed homophobic shit named Dahrun Ravi.  Ravi and his friend/accomplice Molly Wei broadcasted Tyler making out with another guy live over the Internet.  Tyler who was a good student and an accomplished Violinist was so humiliated and distraught over the invasion of privacy, that he killed himself. He  wrote a post on his Facebook page dated Sept. 22 at 8:42 p.m. read............. "Jumping off the gw bridge sorry.", and he did.

Creepy Ravi set up a web cam in the dorm he shared with Tyler when Tyler asked for alone time in the dorm till 12 pm one night.  And while spying on Tyler, Ravi got an eyeful of Tyler doing what most normal 18 year old do...making out.  But this wasn't kosher for Peeping Tom Ravi since Tyler was making out with a boy.
Ravi's tweets:

Bastard and tormentor, Dahrun Ravi.

On Sept. 19, Ravi appears to tweet, "Roommate asked for the room till midnight. I went into molly's room and turned on my webcam. I saw him making out with a dude. Yay."

On Sept. 21 Ravi posted, "Anyone with iChat, I dare you to video chat me between the hours of 9:30 and 12. Yes it's happening again."

Dare you? What an unfunny asshole too. 

Apparently Ravi wouldn't  shut the fuck up about Tyler, he bitched to anyone who would listen about his roommate being gay. *obsessed much Ravi? 

Wei was initially charged with Ravi for invasion of privacy and cyber snooping. But she cooperated with police and is now testifying against Ravi ...she apparently didn't stream any of the live footage, and alerted police to Ravi Tweets a day before Tyler committed suicide.  Ravi on the other hand deleted a bunch of texts and shit from his devices because he thought his school career was going to be tarnished....uh, ya think fuckhead? 

"Hey Ravi! I'm gonna upload my dick in yo ass!"

This friggin' turd Ravi really gets to me. You know what? It's one thing to be a homophobic pussy, but it's a whole different kind of twat when you're spying on the love life of a gay kid  and streaming it live, cause you don't like the way he lives.  Fuck you, Ravi. And Fuck your parents too, for raising such a shitbag of a human. I hope this shit haunts you everywhere you go.  Tyler didn't deserve to be exposed and humiliated. What happened Ravi?  Why was his sexual orientation so important to you,  you obsessed over him making out with men so much that you just had to secretly video it?  Why did you have to embarrass him so cruelly  like that?  Did you ask to have some "one on one time" with Tyler and he turned your shitty ass down?  I bet you'd be the first little bitch to go and run to a lawyer if someone had zero tolerance for the color of your skin or your heritage. People like you make me sick, you're a vile wank, and you are so lucky that you only face 5 years in prison for what you've done. Hope you get all of those 5 years....I bet you learn to be a bit more tolerant in the clank without your MacBookPro, get those lips ready for some action.
Prison is gonna give "live stream" a whole new meaning to our dear Ravi.

Listen Up, Class! Today's Vocabulary Word Is...TRASHTASTIC!

The Two Lovebirds, 41-year-old James Hooker and 18-year-old Jordan Powers

Oh, how I love a good story about sick fuck teachers who fuck their students! Kidding, I'm actually sick to death of hearing about these people that are supposed to be molding young minds, fucking their brains out instead. Usually the fuckee is some young pre-pube stud muffin (yack) and the fucker is some broad whose not getting enough praise and attention at home with her significant other and blames depression for her need to suck teen dick. At least that's what's been in vogue lately. Today though, I bring you the barf-gasm that is 41-year-old James Hooker and his pervo relationship with a now 18-year-old girl, Jordan Powers. It's a love story!
I'm not exactly sure where the tale begins, but if you believe what Mr. Hooker and Ms. Powers (Hooker Powers...ha!), they began dating on the day of Ms. Powers' 18th birthday, back in September of 2011. Now if your buying that tub of blatant bullshit, you must have been squeezed fresh out your mother's hooha this morning. I tend to go with what another student at the high school had to say about this horkeriffic union of bald teacher and young student with daddy issues...

"She was 14 when they first got together," one student said. "That's pretty disgusting, a guy like an old man would try and go with a really young girl."

Disgusting, indeed, young sir. Rounding out this pedophile's dream of a romance is the fact that Mr. Hooker is married with children, one of whom attended the same high school and is only a year younger than his new love. Proving what a dirty old man he is, Mr. Hooker has now reseigned from his job, though he was on paid administrative leave until recently, left his wife and 3 kids, and is now living in an apartment with the love of his mid-life. Ms. Powers is no longer attending Enochs, opting to finish high school through independant study, and boy oh boy, isn't she a lucky girl, her very own over the hill high school teacher to tutor her!

She's totally into him, right? Not counting the crows feet, gray hairs, or worrying that his drooping jawline is going to look like her beef curtains in a couple years.

 Now, you would think this is the happily ever after for them, right? Geriatric Prince Charming rides off into the sunset with his teeny bop Cinderella and all is well in The Land of Poppin' Cherries, but no, it seems there's a Wicked Witch standing in their way. And by standing in their way, I mean running to the cops and slamming Hooker's Centrum Silver taking ass all over Facebook. It appears Jordan's mother, Tammie Powers, is none too pleased that a man old enough to be her own baby's daddy is fucking around with her child. She believes Hooker and Jordan's relationship began long before her 18th birthday and an official police investigation has been launched, but charges have yet to be filed. I think they will be soon though.
Tammie Powers apparently has texts, emails and phone records exchanged between Hooker and Jordan that go back long before her 18th birthday. There's even a vomit inducing photo of her daughter in Hooker's lap. Totally approprate for a student to be sitting on her male teacher's lap in high school, right? Nothing suspicious there. Hooker insists though that nothing happened between himself and Jordan before her 18th birthday and says Tammie Powers' accusations are a "pack of lies." I'm going to have to side with mom's opinion that Mr. Hooker is "a perverted man in his forties, who has taken advantage of a little girl." While she's no longer a little girl, she is this woman's daughter and even an outsider can see that this whole shitfucked situation is messed up.

Daddy's Girl and Proud Papa

I can't help but feel bad for this Flesh and Blood Viagara Ad's wife and kids because this has got to be mortifying as fuck for them to go through, especially with Tweedle Ancient and Tweedle Just Got Her Period For The First Time giving interviews to Good Morning America (who do they not fucking interview, geez) and Hooker proclaiming that they "really do want to have a future together." He also acknowledges that he's an immoral enema, saying, "In making our choice, we've hurt a lot of people." He then follows that up with, "We keep asking ourselves, 'Do we make everyone else happy or do we follow our hearts?'" I seriously doubt dude was following his heart, unless his heart is in his pants. Young Jordan seems o be some kind of retarded, saying Hooker is her best friend and "I mean, he's more than just a lover."
I don't know about you guys, but I really see these two crazy kids making it. Girl fresh out of high school, zero life experience and no time to enjoy all the fumbling slobbery-ness and goosebumpy goodness of messing around with the hot guys her own age. Jobless Geezer about to go through a messy divorce and get saddled with child support, and possibly alimony, maybe going to jail if LE determines he did in fact let his shrively man bits travel Jordan's Vagina Junction and break through Hymen Avenue before she was of age. This is true romance, destined to go down in history as this generation's Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau, to be immortalized in a really shittily acted Lifetime movie, starring Hayden Panettierre and Ed Harris. To quote Ashley Simpson, this is L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E.

Christopher Morris ... A Tale of the NYPD, Alcohol, a Pole and a Mistress....

Christophe Morris...not a brilliant guy.

On Monday...(whatever date that was) Officer Christoper Morris was at a fundraiser type event in Brooklyn for a close friend and fallen fellow officer,  Peter Figoski. He was shot in the head and killed in December and this benefit was to help out with his family and kids. Well, Officer Morris got a little tipsy, he tied one on as a matter of fact, got in his squad car (oh yeah, he was on duty) and went about his way to get all handcuffy with the criminals of this fine city.  But a utility pole got in his way....I hate when that happens.  He wrapped his patrol car around the pole, told responding officers he had a few drinks and refused a breathalyzer.  Police Commish Ray Kelly has put two of Morris' supervising officers on paid leave and Morris has been charged with DWI and suspended without pay.

Now I know a few people who have had too good of a time and got behind a wheel, I know the best of us can be that stupid when you're tanked up and set on doing what you want. But the title of Officer is sacred and should be held as such to the owner. He knows the law and he knows the consequences...Bad Officer Morris.  But this gets a little bit more sordid and fun.  Here's what happens next: Morris is a married father, but you wouldn't know that if you met his mistress, Jessica Sesack!  Miss Sesack took to the media in the way only a mistress could, by outing his ass and making this whole deal even trashier.  She showed the text messages, the Valentines Day cards, the fake facebook page he made up so they can post pics and gifts she received from lover-boy Morris, to ABC's  Sarah Wallace. She was asked if she spoke to Morris that day and she said she did, and she could tell he was drunk as skunk. She was asked who was to blame, and if she thought she was..... this is a part of the interview:

           "I'm sure a lot of people are going to blame me," Sesack said.
           "Are you to blame?" Wallace asked.

"In some ways, yes, but I'm not the one who let him get in that patrol car," Sesack said, "Nobody should have let him into a car, let alone a police car. He could have killed somebody or he could have been killed how hard he hit that pole."

Jessica Sesack, outing like a pro!

 So why would Sesack blame herself? If I have my facts right and usually I don't, she and his affair was cut off by his wife finding out. During the filmed interview Sesack seems genuinely worried about Morris...and she has a baby highchair and some baby bottles in the background.  Who's baby is it?? You think that she is taking some blame for him boozing it up at work because he knows he may be a father to her son?  Or am I totally off base and just want to talk smack? Who knows but this is good stuff. I do know that cops of all people should fucking know better than to drive drunk, and they really should know better than fucking loud mouths.

*here's video of the interview with the side piece
 http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/investigators&id=8564077

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