Mystery And A Missing Child Found

Lashonda Moye

I’ve been spending the last couple hours cruising the infamous “interwebbins”, playing An Innocent Man in the background so there’s some noise in this place, trying to decide what story to write up. I’m one person here, if I had the attention span to bust out 5 shit awful, half-assed stories, I would, but I only have enough drive in me right now to barely churn out one shit awful, half-assed story. This one comes to us from Houston, Texas and why wouldn’t a terrible story come from the state where the biggest assholes I’ve ever crossed paths with are from? I came across this tale while looking something else up and it occurred to me to type three words into the search bar. Missing, child and found. I had been hoping maybe there would be some good news in this search, but unfortunately there wasn’t much. I chose this case because while it isn’t great news, there’s some crazy shit going on and in the end a child was found, alive, safe and sound.

At around 3:15 am on Monday, police received a frantic call saying someone was trying to break into the caller’s home. The call ended abruptly and dispatchers called back, but no one answered. So officers head out to the address the call was placed from to investigate and what they found was the body of 37-year-old Lashonda Moye in a bathtub. Also in the tub, was Moye’s boyfriend, Nathan Mitchell, and both only partially dressed and sitting in water. Mitchell was rushed to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Officers said there were no signs of forced entry and neither Moye nor Mitchell had any obvious wounds.  Once Mitchell is able, police plan on questioning him. Police believe he is the one who placed the 911 call and since he’s the only who made it out of that tub alive, he’s pretty much the only one they can get any information from.

Mekhi Coleman

 So where does the kid come into play? Moye’s 7-year-old son, Mekhi Coleman, was missing from the scene. Thankfully, police were able to track him down to his grandmother’s house, where he had gone to spend the weekend. He wasn’t in the home when whatever the hell went down happened, so he was at least spared that, but now he’s without his mother. Neighbors said the family never caused any trouble and were quiet. The disturbing news of what had happened surprised them and left some neighbors stunned. One neighbor, Beth Pagio, said, "I’m totally shocked right now, it’s just right next door to me and I didn’t even know it was going on.”

I’d still like to know what the fuck went on. The whole situation is extremely strange. Were people really trying to break in or was this some kind of made up bullshit by the boyfriend to off Lashonda Moye? Crazier things have happened and I’ve come across even more farfetched sounding stories than that, which later turned out to be the actual story. So who knows, other than Nathan Mitchell, and police haven’t been able to ask him yet. Investigators are also waiting on autopsy results to find out how exactly Moye died. I’m glad the kid was found okay and hope he’s alright with whoever he’s been placed with. It’s sad that this boy has lost his mom, who a co-worker described as a “real good lady” who was “always good to her kids.” I didn’t find anything on any other children in the home, so maybe dude interviewed just misspoke? I don’t know, but I’d really like to find out what the hell happened and why this little boy is now without his mom.

Rapist Gets Ass Handed to Him by Hiking Heroes

Just when I was starting to feel like the world was going completely to shit, two dudes go and prove that there still are people willing to fight for other people. Okay, that sounds like something Patrick Swayze said in Dirty Dancing, but no time to talk about that now. Apparently some of the heroes really did go Hollywood, but I am willing to bet one young woman is thankful that they did. An as yet to be identified woman was walking her dog near Hollywood’s Runyan Canyon Park when dickless wonder, 21-year-old Dejan Sebastion, attacked her and threw her to the ground. He then attempted to rape her, in broad fucking daylight, a ballsy move for a rape happy piece of shit that doesn’t qualify as a man anymore. Yeah, you lose that distinction when you start forcing yourself on people. Rape is just unmanly.

Cue our heroes, two men who had been hiking in the area and heard the woman’s screams. Like the badass goodness Hollywood manufactures on the big screen, these two guys come to the rescue and Dejan Sebastian gets his ass handed to him. One witness, Evan Santos, said that by the time he arrived, one of the hikers “had his knee on the guy's neck and was holding him down and people were calling the cops.” And proving that even heroism can be infectious, a few passersby even helped the Hiker Heroes hold down the nutless son of a bitch who tried to take what he wanted by force. The good Samaritans were able to keep the failed rapist from taking off and held on to the bastard until police arrived. Sebastian has been charged with assault with intent to commit rape and managed to make not only one woman, but an entire neighborhood, feel victimized. Considered a generally safe area, where many take their dogs on early morning walks, the incident has left locals feeling uneasy.

Sebastian’s intended recipient of his unwanted junk wasn’t seriously hurt and the heroes that stood in his way haven’t been identified, but thank fuck for them being in the right place at the right time. It just makes me happy to know that there are people like these hikers amongst all the human garbage that take over the headlines every day. That in all this shit, behind all this sickness, all this self-centered trash, there is some good. Maybe there is more than we know or will ever see because we’re all so hung up on the bad stuff. It’s just so hard to find the greatness when the worst of the world is battling for the top spot on your headline news. I am grateful for people like these fellas and what drives them to be decent, selfless people that would put themselves in harm’s way for a stranger. We need more people like them and we don’t even know who the hell they are. Thank you, Anonymous Rapist-Smashing Dudes, you did us proud.

A Pandemic of Stupidity and Selfishness

It’s obvious from the news that assaults us every day; the world is going batshit crazy. That’s no secret, right? There’s the sudden rash of cannibalistic attacks hitting the news, horrific new stories of child abuse and murder, the sickening shit called reality TV that unleashes the most despicable people ever that we could have gone without knowing ever even existed. So, like the real world, the world wide web is going to be equally off its fucking rocker and just as full of assholes and elbows. (Not sorry for the Aliens reference, I hear it every other day and figured I might as well fucking use it somewhere.) So our cyberverse is as full of psychos as the actual world, probably even more populated because the real world, the SANE real world, has its rules and most people know how to act in it. In the net world, people can be anyone, have anything, be anything…but the last thing they are is fucking mentally stable and if in the real world they appear normal, they can unleash their inner psycho online with none being the wiser.

Shannie and I have had our share of crazies and unbelievably obsessive no-real-life-having stalkers that we’re still dealing with, but ignoring at the moment. We’ve been dealing with grudge holding geriatric dingbats for well over a year and what really is insane about these people, we once considered them pretty decent and respectable folks, and actually enjoyed associating with them. And then they showed their true colors and it all went to shit. The lies, the made up lives, the bullshit slathered stories, it was just too fucking much and it became the nuttiest cyber cataclysm to ever hit a true crime site. There was backstabbing, cybersex, catfishing, picking sides, outing real lives and threats to fuck with people’s employment. It was a massive shitfuck and a lot of the idiots involved are still sore about it and want to relive it by drudging up more crap and trying to pull us back in, which they briefly did.

Now, why am I bringing any of this up? Well, I noticed over the weekend, when I popped in for a visit to other sites I frequent, that some people on these other sites have also lost their mother fucking minds. One site even had its regulars wondering if the author of a particular write-up had hidden a retard magnet in it somewhere. That seriously cracked me the fuck up because that entire thread was full of insanity, that then spilled over into other posts. Some of the nonsense on other sites was just the regular trolling, but even that is crazy, on top of stupid, and usually it’s a repeat offender that has nothing better to do with themselves than be a dick for no good reason. Which reminds me, didn’t I mention a teenager set fire to a cat for no good reason in a write-up the other day? The same kind of fucked up craziness that makes a kid burn an animal alive drives the troll that fucks with people online. It is seriously twisted and sick, but these nuthoarders think it’s funny as all hell to be this kind of asshole to people they don’t even know. This is really only shocking because a decent amount of the time, these people seem completely normal on the outside world.

Which brings me to another bucketful of psycho I just became aware of last night. A blogger from Justice for Ayla has completely fucking lost it and stolen someone’s blog, is hurling accusations all over the place, emailing anyone she can and dragging everyone into the middle of more bullshit. And the most pathetic part of it all, is that she’s using the case of a missing child to stir this crap up and trying to get her own 15 minutes of fame off of it. What the fuck is wrong with people? It reminds me of that self-published hack and phony profiler in her 8^th year of online college Belchy Hoffham that likes to use every and any case to make a name for her herpe-faced self. Why are people using these sad and horrible cases to get themselves known? What happened to doing shit out of the kindness of your heart and helping out your fellow human without making a profit? Do people do anything for others anymore without figuring out first what’s in it for them? It’s scary to think about the future when this is what runs amok in the present.

Who the fuck am I to point any of this out, right? I’m just a shit talker on a blog that spouts off and mocks whatever happens to catch my attention…but I do give a shit about other people even if I don’t like most of them. I’m not half-assing a blog for a little notoriety. If I were in it for the fame and fortune, (which how the fuck would you even make a living off of this shit?) I wouldn’t be posting as a potty mouthed Kat. I’m just giving you, who have taken a liking to and followed this shitty blog, a little perspective from my point of view. And the view from my corner of the world wide web isn’t looking very good. It makes me sad for what’s becoming of human nature, what drives people and what they turn into. It makes one feel kind of hopeless and a little afraid, because what happens to the children born into this kind of world? Where no one looks out for anyone else anymore, no one cares about anything but themselves and it’s all about getting yours. And we wonder why everyday there’s a new case of a child gone missing, a child murdered, a child abused. An opportunity to save a life, to help, to do good is wasted because everyone is too busy worrying about themselves or wondering how putting their hands into the fire for someone else is going to affect them. All the heroes went Hollywood and the good Samaritans of the real world are now few and far between. 

Just Let Ayla Reynolds Come Home

Give Ayla justice.

I know I’m getting to this late, but Ayla Reynolds’ case still needs attention. If you’ve been following it, you probably tuned in or at least heard about the press conference that was held on the 31^st of May. It was at this press conference that Department of Public Safety spokesperson Steve McCausland said, “Based on everything we know, the thousands of hours of investigation, the 1,127 leads that have been received and acted on we think it is highly unlikely that Ayla Reynolds will be found alive.” This is the most devastating news anyone who has come to care for this beautiful child could have received, but on some level, I think a lot of us have been preparing for it. No one wants to see the photographs of Ayla, that adorable smile on that precious little face, and know that she’s no longer alive. It is beyond heartbreaking and I hope Trista Reynolds and all of Ayla’s family members that honestly love her are surrounded by people who love them and are helping them through this incredibly tough time.

Trista doesn't deserve this.

From the reports around the web, we know that Trista received the news and was grateful to get it. We know that she has wanted to know what happened to her daughter for so long now and it has been tearing her up inside not knowing. For that, I am beyond sorry. No one deserves to experience so much pain and not know what happened to their missing child. It’s just so wrong and unfair. It’s impossible not to feel horrible for Trista and her family when they have been trying so hard and for so long now to find out what happened to Ayla and to bring her home. While investigators may believe Ayla is not alive, she still needs to be brought home. She’s just a baby. She deserves to be properly laid to rest and for her family to be able to say their goodbyes.

That brings me to that shit container that should have been aborted, Justin DiPietro, and the rest of his cohorts who should have been swallowed or flushed down the toilet in a condom. Justin had no reaction to the news that Ayla is likely no longer alive and the reason for that is a no brainer for those of us who have followed this case. It’s because the son of a bitch knows exactly what happened to her, along with Courtney “The Cackling Cunt” Roberts and Elisha “Double Chins” DiPietro, who were also in the DipShit House of Horrors the night Ayla supposedly went missing. Investigators believe they’re all withholding information and know more than they’ve told police, but they’re sticking to the bullshit story that Ayla was kidnapped, a theory that was debunked by FBI.

Stop causing so much pain and start telling the truth, you squinty fuck.

Justin rarely gives interviews, but one of the few times he’s spoken out, he mentioned getting immunity for those responsible for Ayla’s disappearance. That leads one to believe he wants it for himself since he’s the number one suspect in the minds of many. Does he want immunity now so he can give police the location of where he dumped Ayla? Or immunity for Courtney? Or Elisha? Or Snaggle Toothed Pheebs? And immunity for what? Is this immunity desperately wanted because once Ayla’s body is found, investigators will know exactly what she suffered and how she died and the DipShit Clan of Heartless Bastards don’t want to go down for it? It’s a likely scenario and I wish they would just stop the lies and start talking.

Get a conscious, DipShits. Grow a heart. Let Ayla come home so she can rest in peace. You can only outrun justice for so long and you will eventually pay for whatever you did to Ayla, be it the long arm of the law dragging you to prison or karmic justice, you will pay for what happened to Ayla.  How do you and your fan club of DipShit groupies live with yourselves? You will be tortured and haunted by Ayla’s memory for the rest of your lives, what happened to her will always come back to haunt you. You can’t escape it. You can’t erase it from your minds. And people won’t let you forget her either. The best thing for you could do for yourselves and Ayla is just come the fuck clean already and tell police where she is. Let Ayla have justice, you coldhearted subhuman wastes of flesh. Stop hurting Trista Reynolds and the people who truly love Ayla and let her come home. You disgusting soulless monsters have no idea how loathed you are by the world and the best thing you could do for yourselves is to let Ayla be brought home and start telling the truth. You assholes don’t even qualify as human anymore, that’s how low you are. If you want to rise in the ranks and not be considered lower than dog shit, I’d suggest you purge every scrap of information you have and confess your sins to police. Seriously, just fucking do it already.

Axl Rose Lives Up To His Full Douchebag Potential

I chose a young Axl photo 'cause old Axl is kind of a chud.

I was just talking to Shannie the other day about how we needed some celebrity shit to talk about and like a gift from above, Axl Rose acts a douche and inspires my inner asshole. I still have my eye on The Hoff's hilarious interview for the shitstravaganza that is Piranha 3DD, but I'm going to save that for another day because Axel's dickishness was begging to be shit slung on our front page.

It's probably not news that Axl wants shit to do with Guns N Roses, particularly Slash. He even went as far as to not show up for their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which earned him the ire of many of a fan. Well, it seems Axl's grudge, or whatever you would call it, against Slash is now spilling over onto his own fans, which is going to earn him more than boos and cost him the admiration of many. 18-year-old James Revell showed up at Rose's May 31st concert wearing a T-shirt with Slash's top hat sporting mug on it and was forced by security to take it off if he wanted to get in to see Rose. So the kid obliged and went on in, shirtless, but not happy about it, saying of the incident, "I believe they asked me to do this because Axl Rose has some problem with Slash and if he saw me wearing the shirt he might have stormed offstage."

Pretty petty shit on Axl's part, not the fact that he hates his former friend, but that he's taking shit out on his own fans. Shirt-stripped fan Revell also added, "I have never experienced anything as insulting as that at a concert before and I had to sit there in my little brother's jumper and wait for Axl to turn up well over an hour late, which we could only stay to watch three songs as we had to catch a train back. I think that Axl Rose doesn't appreciate his fans or anyone for that matter, he needs to grow up and stop acting like a child." And this is coming from an 18-year-old kid. It's pretty bad when a barely legal kid calls out your maturity level.

James Revell also kept his anger at being stripped of his Slash T in check to not ruin the experience for his brother, who he had gone to the concert with. The kids consideration for his own brother kept him from losing his shit and not killing it for his brother, but Rose can't be bothered to show even a sliver of that same respect for his own fans? You know, those people that are the reason he even has a career? I was never a GNR fan, especially after being ear assaulted with their music because my dad liked them and I was alive for the big hair atrocity that was the 80's, so I'm even less of one now, if that's possible. It's annoying as all fuck that musicians and celebrities in general tend to forget that were it not for their adoring public, us little people with our shit jobs and bills to pay, they would not be where they are now or have what they have now. They frivolously spend the money they make off of us and act like the biggest pieces of shit to ever curse the earth....and then have the fucking audacity to be even bigger dicks than they already are to their own fans. It's ridiculously wrong and fucked up on so many levels, so I'm gonna end this with a Celebrities Suck Dick and a nice big pic of Slash himself...because I can.

I love the fucking fro. Reminds me of my own.