Chick-fil-A Hates Gays And Pays Others to Spread It

I guess I should have figured Chick-fil-A was something Holy Roly, since they’re closed on Sundays, but I didn’t expect them to be blatant gay haters. Dan Cathy, the president of Chick-fil-A came out recently as an anti-homolien dicktard, stating that he and his fast food slop organization are “guilty as charged” when it comes to their anti-gay sentiments and opposition of gay marriage. They are so hateful and homophobic, that they’ve donated millions to anti-LGBT groups. 

According to Cathy, he believes “we are inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, 'We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’ I pray God's mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about." I know I just ranted about religion and what not like a week ago, but this is too ridiculous to let slide. This guy and his business are taking their cues from a book that’s older than dirt and trying to force it down our throats, accusing us all of bringing down the wrath of God for allowing others to live their lives as they choose without interference. That is bullshit.

Cathy says Chick-fil-A is “very much supportive of the family—the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that." Holy-fucking-shit, married to their first wives still?  Well, gosh golly, they are damn near saintly, aren’t they? Still being married to your first means jack shit and using that as an example as to why you’re close to godliness is a miserable fail. This generation is supposedly prideful, but this jackass thinks he has some God given right to dictate who should be allowed to marry? And not only that, but he proudly donates money to organizations that openly hate and harass homosexuals.

Cathy wrapped up his Anti-Gay Pride statements with, "We know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles." There’s a difference between sharing and forcefully shoving “values” down peoples’ throats. And I think all he wants to “share” is his convoluted message he thinks is from God and convert gays back to straight. Sorry, buddy, that’s not going to happen. You know, since the whole “we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it” thing. Yeah, you may oppose Gay Marriage, but guess what? They still get down with their bad selves and have lots of that gay sex that you’re so offended by. Not letting them get married may make you assholes feel like you’ve won some kind of victory over those “abominable” queers, but all you’ve really done, is spare them the messy hassle of divorce. They are still going to love each other and kiss and make fuck and have children and be happy, living their lives in the open with who they want to be with, regardless of whether they have that slip of paper that makes it official.

It’s bullshit to invoke the Word as interpreted by the fanatical and use it against others, to deprive them of their rights and make them miserable. Religion can be good, but it’s shit like this that makes people so rabidly pissed at those that would call themselves “Christians”, while acting the complete opposite. Where’s the fucking brotherly love? And if we’re supposed to be living life as defined by biblical standards, why is it that polygamy is a no-no and that fathers fucking and impregnating their daughters is a big fat felony? It may have been fine and fucking dandy in the old days, but what was a go in biblical times just does not fly in the here and now and people have to evolve. Not in the Darwin sense, but times change and we have to change with them. This isn’t the AD’s and early BC’s, when pedo shit was acceptable and you could club a man to death for stealing your sheep. Times have changed and you need to get with the program. Or you can stew in your irrational hallelujah hatred, but you’re going to have to deal with the fact that homosexuality is here to stay and it's not hiding in the closet anymore.

I’ve never had Chick-fil-A, I don’t even think there is one in my city, but I sure as fuck am not going to start eating it now. So screw you, Chick-fil-A and just keep on choking your chickens, but stay the fuck out of people’s marriages!

Religion, Atheism and Dead Kittens, Oh My!

Poor kitty sacrificed.

I got clued in on some Church of Jesus Christ craziness by Nemesis today and it comes right when I’ve been doing some thinking about religion and atheism, but I’ll get to that further on down. It seems that Isaac Wyler, an ex-member of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, was sent a message for leaving the church in the form of a kitten incased in cement. Yes, that’s right; a live kitten was put in cement and delivered to this man’s backyard as a warning to Wyler not to run his mouth about the church. That is the kind of crazy that almost outdoes the Church of Scientology, almost. The kitten was basically chiseled out of the cement when it was rescued, but it only survived a few days. The struggle and exhaustion of fighting to get out of the hardened cement probably did a number on its little system. The poor, innocent bystander kitty, it was just a pawn in a sick fuck game.

Now, do I think all Mormons are psychos? No. I don’t even think all Scientologists are crazies, though what they believe in, if South Park got it right, is some extremely weird ass shit. But, if we look at Christianity from the point of view of someone who doesn’t believe, the Bible comes off as a giant fairy tale. The Book of Mormon, again if we can believe South Park, came about because Joseph Smith Jr. swore an angel name Maroni led him to some gold plates that he then translated to print with the help of Martin Harris. If you’re not a Mormon that comes down to “dude just made this shit up, but people believed him anyway.” The same can be said about Scientology, that it was just another L. Ron Hubbard science fiction tale that he turned into a profitable faux-religion that many like to call a cult. Fuck knows, we have come across enough stories of religious fanaticism and all out batshit craziness when it comes to people taking their beliefs dangerously too serious. You have those nutcases, like those with the Westboro Baptist Church, that swear gays are going to hell and God hates them. The sects of Mormonism that believe God wants them to marry a dozen women and bang out kids like it’s going out of style. These are just smaller groups within a bigger religion and they may make headlines with the shit they pull, but they don’t represent the entire religion. To say that they do, is like saying a gang of thugs represents an entire race or a group of racist little dicked hicks represents a whole country. They don’t, but people love to blast the shit out of what they don't agree with, regardless of how stupid it makes them look and how fantastically they show their ass out of pure ignorance. 

Because it's funny

Now that brings me to the clique of non-believers, the ones that call themselves Atheists, that in their own way is a cult of their own. Not all Atheists, but the group within a group of them that would openly mock and belittle the beliefs of others simply because they themselves do not believe. The bullshit of complaining that God is in the Pledge of Allegiance, that a school has something Christian-related in its halls, that they're "trapped in the closet" because Christians are forcing their beliefs on them, that want the world changed and for it to revolve around them and their non-beliefs, because it offends them. It makes them no better than zealous groups of Anti-Everything, with the only notable difference being that one groups believes in God, while the other one doesn’t.

You have both groups bitching about the other, saying the other side is wrong and oppressing them, spreading their shit and getting the uninvolved bystanders caught in the middle of it. Again, a group doesn’t represent the majority, but if you’re looking to hate, you’ll include them all in your anti-religion garbage and smear every person in it, much like a certain blogger who will remain nameless. How is that any better than being a racist or an anti-homolien asshat? The fact is it doesn’t. It makes them the same as these other groups they claim to despise while practicing the same hateful intolerance of others. It is all fine and well to not share the beliefs of others, but should others be crapped on or innocent kitties covered in concrete? You wouldn’t shit on someone’s King James’ Version of the Bible or their shove their Darwin Fish up your rectum, right? So why shit on their beliefs? And if you’re going to, you should probably expect to see your own covered in crap too and just accept it with a shit eating grin.

When it comes to the Atheist VS Theists, I find myself more of an Agnostic, so I guess I don’t have a dog in the fight, but I think if you’re going to demand respect, you need to show others the same respect you’re so “righteously” screaming about not getting. It’s that kind of ignorance that causes the shit to hit the fan and do you really want to be called the Atheist version of Fred Phelps? Unless we’ve sequestered ourselves away from the world or people that don’t think or act the same or have the same values and beliefs, being respectful of others is still a must. You’re bound to have someone in your life that’s different and why would you go out of your way to belittle what they believe in or hold dear? It’s like having a gay friend, but calling other homosexuals candy asses and fags. It’s definitely something to think about for those in the World Wide Web community and the real world outside of it.

I’m going to wrap this up with something for the uber religious, too. I did some “searching” when I was younger, trying to figure out my own beliefs, and I asked a woman I know who is a Christian about the whole “God hates gays and they’re all going to hell” thing to get her take on it. What she told me is something that always comes to mind when I see Westboro shit hitting the news again. She said that in God’s eyes, sins are equal. So that means men fucking men or abortion or stealing to feed your family or being married and lusting after Jessica Biel are all equal sins in God’s view of things. So while God loves all His children, we all fall short because we’re pretty much all sinners until we’re “saved” through accepting Jesus Christ as our Savior. So basically, that means everyone is screwed, not just gays. And since Phelps and Co aren’t following that Commandment about loving thy neighbor, according to their own beliefs, they’re going to hell too. That’s comforting, right? Those Ten Commandments, man, they get everyone.