Chick-fil-A Hates Gays And Pays Others to Spread It

I guess I should have figured Chick-fil-A was something Holy Roly, since they’re closed on Sundays, but I didn’t expect them to be blatant gay haters. Dan Cathy, the president of Chick-fil-A came out recently as an anti-homolien dicktard, stating that he and his fast food slop organization are “guilty as charged” when it comes to their anti-gay sentiments and opposition of gay marriage. They are so hateful and homophobic, that they’ve donated millions to anti-LGBT groups. 

According to Cathy, he believes “we are inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, 'We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’ I pray God's mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about." I know I just ranted about religion and what not like a week ago, but this is too ridiculous to let slide. This guy and his business are taking their cues from a book that’s older than dirt and trying to force it down our throats, accusing us all of bringing down the wrath of God for allowing others to live their lives as they choose without interference. That is bullshit.

Cathy says Chick-fil-A is “very much supportive of the family—the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that." Holy-fucking-shit, married to their first wives still?  Well, gosh golly, they are damn near saintly, aren’t they? Still being married to your first means jack shit and using that as an example as to why you’re close to godliness is a miserable fail. This generation is supposedly prideful, but this jackass thinks he has some God given right to dictate who should be allowed to marry? And not only that, but he proudly donates money to organizations that openly hate and harass homosexuals.

Cathy wrapped up his Anti-Gay Pride statements with, "We know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles." There’s a difference between sharing and forcefully shoving “values” down peoples’ throats. And I think all he wants to “share” is his convoluted message he thinks is from God and convert gays back to straight. Sorry, buddy, that’s not going to happen. You know, since the whole “we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it” thing. Yeah, you may oppose Gay Marriage, but guess what? They still get down with their bad selves and have lots of that gay sex that you’re so offended by. Not letting them get married may make you assholes feel like you’ve won some kind of victory over those “abominable” queers, but all you’ve really done, is spare them the messy hassle of divorce. They are still going to love each other and kiss and make fuck and have children and be happy, living their lives in the open with who they want to be with, regardless of whether they have that slip of paper that makes it official.

It’s bullshit to invoke the Word as interpreted by the fanatical and use it against others, to deprive them of their rights and make them miserable. Religion can be good, but it’s shit like this that makes people so rabidly pissed at those that would call themselves “Christians”, while acting the complete opposite. Where’s the fucking brotherly love? And if we’re supposed to be living life as defined by biblical standards, why is it that polygamy is a no-no and that fathers fucking and impregnating their daughters is a big fat felony? It may have been fine and fucking dandy in the old days, but what was a go in biblical times just does not fly in the here and now and people have to evolve. Not in the Darwin sense, but times change and we have to change with them. This isn’t the AD’s and early BC’s, when pedo shit was acceptable and you could club a man to death for stealing your sheep. Times have changed and you need to get with the program. Or you can stew in your irrational hallelujah hatred, but you’re going to have to deal with the fact that homosexuality is here to stay and it's not hiding in the closet anymore.

I’ve never had Chick-fil-A, I don’t even think there is one in my city, but I sure as fuck am not going to start eating it now. So screw you, Chick-fil-A and just keep on choking your chickens, but stay the fuck out of people’s marriages!