Lies Are Punished With Miscarriages

      Have you ever known a chick that was so starved for attention that she would create whatever drama she could to get the attention she craved, whether it was good or bad? You know the kind of chicks I'm talking about, right? The insecure ones that, if see their boyfriend look away from them, swear he must be checking out some slut that walked by, whether he did or not? Those ones that will dream up some drama just to start a fight? Or will go all wobbly necked and jump all over another chick for even glancing at her man? Those are the same ones that will fake a pregnancy and a miscarriage to keep a man and gain the sympathy of others. They are crazy, desperate, unstable women that have zero self-confidence and so they get their jollies and make themselves feel better about themselves and their situation by stirring up drama and playing sides against one another. It is an insane and vicious cycle they will repeat over and over again all in the attempt to feel like they matter and to fill a void.
     One particular crazy I know of, is big on that "I'm pregnant, oh, wait, I just miscarried" plot. It's a tried and true classic reserved for the truly nuts and hard up for love. It's a sick little lie that earns some severe karmic punishment and curses these psychopaths with real miscarriages because they aren't even fit to be decent human beings, much less a mother to a helpless little baby. I think these batshit attention whores end up cursed with rancid vaginas, rotten wombs and dead eggs because they are cruel and whoever watches over us saw that and said, "Fuck no. No baby for you." Maybe even in the Soup Nazi's voice. Yeah, the Fetus Nazi. He sees how twisted and demented these soulless women that fake a pregnancy to get sympathy and keep a man by their side and decide that a monster that would put on that kind of a charade isn't worthy of motherhood. Maybe once in a while he gives them a little temporary bundle of joy, but then The Fetus Nazi quickly snatches it away with a vagina bloodbath and fetal evacuation as payback for the nasty emotional game playing of a demented and unstable liar. I see that as just.

     It's a pretty fitting punishment for a manipulative psychopath that would conjure up a phony pregnancy only to get herself some attention and fuck with other's sentiments. They tell a little Clear Blue Easy white lie a couple of times and as karma for their misdeeds, they're smitten with infertility. I think that's also a little hint hint that this kind of person is an unfit mother so The Great All Seeing in the sky, or whatever, gives the gift that will never give them a baby. Kinda like lookin' out for the unborn by not cursing them with shitty mothers. Some bad ones get through the cracks, way too many actually, but I'm sure there are bigger and better plans for those women unfit to be called Mom. They get theirs in different and unexpected ways. Like having such a lonely and craptastic life they have to live online and lash out at whoever they can to feel better than those around them. It's people like those we're supposed to feel sorry for, but I don't. Those are the same cowards that would taunt a dying man and steal candy from a baby, so I find them unworthy of my sympathy.
     I actually find those people hilarious. The insistence that their life is awesome and totally rocks. That their husband is loving and tolerant and does everything for them, meanwhile behind their back, he's plowing whatever skank doesn't mind a little penis cheese around the rim. That swear they have the best job and make the most money and have the career that allows for infinite online twat time even though their job is Stuck At Home, Has No Life or the classic, "student". The ones that say their kids are well off and so good and have everything they could ever want, while in reality, their kids are neglected and resentful of their mother who would rather tap tap tap away at the computer, giving all her love and attention to whatever new and scandalous activity has caught their attention. These are those kids that somehow struggle to thrive inside decaying reproductive organs and make it out only to suffer with a mediocre mother. You know, the ones that slip through the cracks.
     I don't feel sorry for those losers that turn being a dick online into a gross addiction. A really nasty habit they can't or refuse to give up because it feeds the need and fills the void. That thrive off of hurting strangers in the most unimaginable ways, like mocking their children or causing trouble in their personal lives. I don't feel sorry for people like that because I know they don't feel sorry or anything else for the people they tear down and rip to shreds. People like that are pathetic and laughable, and I can't feel bad for someone that makes me giggle so much. Enjoy your jarred baby remains and remember, Liars never prosper.

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