The Jackson Fiasco

Paris Jackson, taking the greedy siblings of her father to task.

 If you haven't heard about the fucked-uppedness of the Jackson clan, you must be living in a cave or something. I wasn't going to do a write up on it, but the shit just keeps getting weirder and weirder. They are starting to make the Lohans look like the Brady Bunch. It all started when Michael's mother, 82-year-old Katherine Jackson, was whisked away to Arizona without the knowledge of Prince Michael, Paris or Blanket. Michael left his kids to the care of Katherine, as she is the closest thing to normal that he could find. She was just supposed to be going to watch one of her son's on tour, but never showed up to the concert. Paris had been tweeting about how worried she was not knowing where her grandmother was. “9 days and counting… so help me god i will make whoever did this pay” That's 9 days the children went without know where the hell their grandmother was. 

Too busy playing UNO to give her worried grandchildren a call.

Well lo and behold, she was staying with her daughter, Rebbie, in Arizona and couldn't pick up a phone to let her worried grandchildren know that she was alive and well because the same doctor that testified in the defense of Dr. Murray, who gave Michael the fatal dose of Prophenal, gave Katherine strict orders to stay away from all telephones and computers. Paris said, "The same doctor that testified on behalf of dr murray saying my father was a drug addict (a lie) is caring for my grandmother... just saying." That sounds like some shady shit to me. A missing persons report was filed on Katherine and she was located via welfare check at Rebbie's house. 

After being located Jermaine, Randy and Janet went to the children's Calabasas home to pick up the kids. They followed the kid's suv through the security gate and confronted them in the driveway of their house. Prince (I'm so proud of this kid) stood up to his uncle's and flat out refused to go with them to Arizona. Janet may or may not have slapped Paris and tried to snatch her phone out of her hand, calling her a "spoiled little bitch". Seriously?? What the fuck was she thinking? Those kids have been to hell and back since their father died, and I think they're doing pretty fucking good. Say what you will about Michael but I think he did a helluva job on raising those kids. Thankfully, the kids security team and cousin Trent protected them and did not allow them to be forcefully removed by their Aunt and Uncles. The police were called and kicked them to the curb. 

Jermaine Jackson, crying over money.

Anyway, there's been a 3 year conspiracy on trying to get Micheal's will declared null and void. It leaves the majority of his $500 million estate to his 3 kids, mother and some charities. Jermaine, Randy, Janet and Rebbie seem to think that they should have gotten a sizable cut. They're all reportedly broke as a joke, including Janet. How the fuck do you go through that kind of money? I'm such a broke ass bitch that I'm having to search the couch cushions for loose change for gas money. I can't fathom blowing through that kind of money and what does she have to show for it? Some busted ass plastic surgery and that's about it.

Since Katherine seemingly abandoned her wards, temporary custody has been awarded to their cousin T.J. which is just fine with the kids. The only thing bad I've heard about T.J. was that he dated Kim Kardashian back in the mid-90's. But that was a long time ago so he can be forgiven. The Jackson conspirators have really shot themselves in the foot with this one.

Way to step up, TJ Jackson.