Octomom Gets Naked

Octomom Undresses

We all knew from the tabloid rumors, that Octomom, Nadya Suleman, has some serious financial problems.  Birthing 14 mouths to feed, I wonder why? It's not like she hasn't made a buck off of her litter of children, but I guess the cost of what it takes to raise a brood is far more than what peddling the story of how they came to be rakes in. Apparently, Nadya's little over a dozen bundles of joy weren't pulling in the kind of money she wants, so Nadya is going the Pay-Me-To-Get-Naked route and posing in the buff for Closer, some UK gossip rag.

The pictures are gross enough without any narrative, but what's really disgusting is her interview for the mag. She wants us to believe that after having 14 kids, her body magically snapped back to normal, sans any surgical help. I know chicks who've only pooped one kid out and had stretch marks, wiggly bits and sagging droopiness. I get not everyone's body is the same and the toll pregnancy and kids takes on it isn't going to be the same, but really, we're supposed to buy that she didn't have a single nip or tuck after 8 babies in her gut at one time stretched her shit out beyond capacity? I don't get the woman's need to bullshit us when she's obviously got no shame and has used her inhuman ability to breed like a female dog to make a living.

She boasts being able to "eat like a horse" and not count calories and how men are supposedly all over her. Seriously? A lot of guys will barely consider dating a chick with 1, maybe 2 kids, but she's trying to convince us there are multiple men that want to get with her, despite the fact that she has a soccer team's worth of kids. Thank fuck she's taken some self-imposed vow of celibacy, 'cause she sure as fuck doesn't need to be getting pregnant again, not that she needed a man all the other times either though. Turkey basters as a baby daddy, now that is procreation for the future. Maybe some day we'll also eliminate the need for nimrod mothers too and the test tube babies will stand a chance at normalcy, the exact opposite of what Nadya's kids are getting. This woman is in the top 5 reasons why not just anyone should be allowed to be a mother, let alone use their womb as a Human PEZ dispenser.

Is she holding her tits up 'cause if she lets go they'll unroll like sleeping bags?

Her photos aren't shit awful, but this is the last person I want to see naked or semi-naked or fully clothed. I would actually like to not see this person at all, ever. The fact that this is what people see as "entertainment" is really fucked up. That this kind of garbage is reported as news and, in a sick way, sort of celebrated is disgusting. It's really no wonder why our culture is so fame-obsessed when you can become an overnight celebrity for shitting out spawn with the frequency that people change underwear. It is a sad day when this is what's considered news and the younger generation strives to attain this kind of fleeting and undeserved fame. We are a fucked up people.