I guess I should have figured Chick-fil-A was something Holy Roly, since they’re closed on Sundays, but I didn’t expect them to be blatant gay haters. Dan Cathy, the president of Chick-fil-A came out recently as an anti-homolien dicktard, stating that he and his fast food slop organization are “guilty as charged” when it comes to their anti-gay sentiments and opposition of gay marriage. They are so hateful and homophobic, that they’ve donated millions to anti-LGBT groups.
According to Cathy, he believes “we are inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, 'We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’ I pray God's mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about." I know I just ranted about religion and what not like a week ago, but this is too ridiculous to let slide. This guy and his business are taking their cues from a book that’s older than dirt and trying to force it down our throats, accusing us all of bringing down the wrath of God for allowing others to live their lives as they choose without interference. That is bullshit.
Cathy wrapped up his Anti-Gay Pride statements with, "We know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles." There’s a difference between sharing and forcefully shoving “values” down peoples’ throats. And I think all he wants to “share” is his convoluted message he thinks is from God and convert gays back to straight. Sorry, buddy, that’s not going to happen. You know, since the whole “we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it” thing. Yeah, you may oppose Gay Marriage, but guess what? They still get down with their bad selves and have lots of that gay sex that you’re so offended by. Not letting them get married may make you assholes feel like you’ve won some kind of victory over those “abominable” queers, but all you’ve really done, is spare them the messy hassle of divorce. They are still going to love each other and kiss and make fuck and have children and be happy, living their lives in the open with who they want to be with, regardless of whether they have that slip of paper that makes it official.
I’ve never had Chick-fil-A, I don’t even think there is one in my city, but I sure as fuck am not going to start eating it now. So screw you, Chick-fil-A and just keep on choking your chickens, but stay the fuck out of people’s marriages!