Monday, April 30, 2012

Dentist Extracts Revenge On Ex

     Revenge is a dish best served cold, but in this case it is best served liquified into shake form because this guy won't be eating solids for a good while. In what has to be one of the stupidest moves ever, by both parties, a man went into his ex's dental office complaining of a toothache and wanting treatment. The ex, emotions still raw from their break-up that had happened only days before, decided to make it all pulling every single one of his teeth out.

     Marek Olszewski was allegedly given a "heavy dose" of anesthetic by his ex-girlfriend, Anna Mackowiak, who then locked the door and started plucking tooth after tooth from Marek's mouth. He says he woke up unable to feel his teeth and that his jaw was wrapped and strapped with bandages. Mackowiak assured him that his mouth was just numb and she had wrapped him up to protect his gums, but that he would have to see a specialist. "I didn't have any reason to doubt her," Marek said in an interview, "I mean I thought she was a professional." Someone missed the life lesson on how "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

     Mackowiak is now looking at a possible 3 year prison sentence and is currently being investigated for medical malpractice. She explains the incident in her own interview, saying, "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions, but when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out." All I can say is, if you recently dumped a chick in any medical profession, it would probably be in the best interest of your mouth, junk and general physical well-being to not go to her for a check-up.

     While it appears both parties are screwed, I think it's obvious Marek got the shittier end of the stick. He's going to have to pay a fuckload to get some new chompers and apparently his new girlfriend left him. I guess gumming isn't as appealing to chicks as it is to dudes when it comes to oral and she's one of those picky broads that likes her men toothed. Maybe Marek will walk away from this a little wiser in the ways of vengeful and vain women. As for Miss Mackowiak, well, she may just be the Patron Saint of Jilted Ex's...or at least their heroine.


  1. While I feel for this dumb ass because he now is minus his chompers -- why in hell would you go back to a woman that you fucked over and let her give you anesthesia? Also she isn't much better - no man is worth going to jail over.

  2. Wow, glad she wasnt a proctologist.

  3. I love this story! You sob yoink yoink yoink! LOL hilarious!

  4. Picky broads that likes her men toothed. Too funny. I think the guy should be glad she sedated him at all.

  5. I just read today that it turns out that this story is not true. I'm sort of disappointed.

    1. Yup, turns out the whole story is bullshit. Oh, well, made for a good read and I found that dick extracting cartoon, so totally worth it...

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