Sperm Donor Faces Murder Charges in 3-Month-Old Son's Death

Rip Little Damien

 The 20-year-old unidentified baby momma of 19-year-old, Frederico Bruno of Belleville, New Jersey, lies in a medically induced coma after being pushed out of her 3 story apartment window while holding their 3-month-old baby. The unidentified mother had a restraining order on her baby daddy, but when she returned to her apartment with her baby and a friend, she found her child's father hiding out in wait for them. Upon walking in to find Bruno, he allegedly began attacking her and turned on her 21-year-old friend when she threatened to call 911, stabbing the friend multiple times with a carving knife. After nearly killing the friend, Bruno then turned his attention back on the mother of his child, as she was still holding their son and pushed her against an air conditioning window unit, causing her and the baby to go through the 3 story window. After mother and child both fell to the ground, Bruno then allegedly crawled down the fire escape to continue beating the woman with a table he found nearby as she laid on top of the infant.



20-year-old unidentified mother

Then like the "man" he has proved himself to be, he ran like a bitch home, where he slept off the exertion of beating the shit out of the woman and child. After waking from his restful nap, he confessed to his horrible crimes to his nephew and niece who then promptly called the police. Because he was too big of a pussy to admit to his crimes, he hid in a refrigerator, where police later found him. Little 3-month-old Damien Bruno fought valiantly to hold onto his short life, but died four days later. Frederico Bruno is now facing updated charges on his original 2 counts of aggravated battery with murder (seems like it should have been 1 count aggravated battery and 2 counts attempted homicide, but whatever). His bail was also raised from $300,000 to $500,000. Bruno was linked via video to court for his new bail hearing with his face smeared in shit. Yes, he smeared his face in shit for his court appearance. During the hearing Bruno couldn't keep his flap trap shut and blurted out "It's a lie". What's a lie? What the witness stated she saw? What your family said you told them? That the baby died? That it was not you committing these horrendous crimes, but in fact was your evil doppelganger??

Sperm Donor

Colorado Shooting Brings Out the Best and the Worst

Jamie Rohrs, Patricia Legarreta and the dropped baby

You never know how you're going to react when the shit hits the fan until it does. Some people nut up and will take a bullet for a stranger, like 19-year-old Jarell Brooks. Some people piss themselves and run for the hills, like 25-year-old Jamie Rohrs. On the night of the tragic"The Dark Knight Rises" premier in Colorado, Rohrs was in the midnight showing with his girlfriend, 25-year-old Patricia Legarreta, their 4-year-old daughter and 4-month-old son.  While most people wouldn't bring such young children to a shoot-em-up movie like this, especially not at midnight, the young couple defends their decision by pointing out that they believed the children would sleep through the special affects and explosions. Yeah, they're those dickwads that bring a baby to a movie theater, that they have no business being in, to cry and disturb everyone around them, making it impossible to hear shit.

Rohrs was holding his 4 month old son and Legarreta was sitting next to their 4-year-old daughter, who was sleeping with her head in her mother's lap, when 24-year-old Jason Holmes burst through the emergency exit throwing tear gas and raining down  a hail of bullets on the audience. That's when Rohrs told Legarreta to get down as he started ducking and diving to get out of the theater with his baby in his arms. As Rohrs was making his way out of danger, he somehow managed to lose his baby. He doesn't remember when he "sat" the baby down or "laid" the baby down, but he thankfully he did so near Legarreta. So in other words, as soon as the shit hit the fan, he dropped his baby and ran like a bitch. After deserting his family, he jumped off the second floor balcony, where they had been sitting, and didn't let the door hit him in the ass as he ran out of the theater. At some point Legarreta, who saw her baby laying on the ground with his father nowhere in sight, grabbed her son as she was shielding her daughter with her body and took a shrapnel wound to her leg.

Now this is where our hero of the story comes in. Jarell Brooks sees the young mother protecting her babies and struggling to get them out of there. Brooks gets behind Legarretta and pushes her into the aisle infront of him, making sure that she and the kids get out. As they are making their way out of the theater, Brooks gets shot in the leg. If he had not have been there, Legarreta would have been seriously injured or possibly one of the kids. The bullet hit Brooks in the thigh. Think about how tall a 4-year-old is when they stand. Yeah, that would have been a headshot for the little girl if Brooks had not been there. Brooks, who didn't know any of these people, literally took a bullet for strangers when their own "man" of the house left them in the theater to be shot by a madman who thinks he's the Joker or some shit.

Well, Legarreta and the kids managed to make it out somewhat safe and sound, other than the shrapnel wound. When she finally made it out and started looking for her baby daddy, she had to call him on the phone so HE COULD DRIVE BACK to the movie theater to pick them up. So, after dropping his baby and leaving his girlfriend and her daughter in a fucking warzone, he didn't stop running when he got outside, but actually got in a car and drove the fuck off. What kind of person does this? When Rohrs finally made his sorry ass back to pick up his family that he abandoned, they made the trip to the hospital. I guess that Rohrs finally realized what a pussy ass mother fucker he is and decided to make amends by proposing to his lady love. Legerreta, being the forgiving type, accepted. Now Rohrs and Legarreta have been making the news rounds telling their story. Yeah, I don't get that shit. If I left my kids and loved ones to a shooting madman, that's some shit I'd take to the grave. While telling their story, I also notice that they left out the part where a 19-year-old stranger manned up and saved Legerreta's ass from being more seriously injured or possibly killed. Brooks's side of the story didn't come out until several days after Rohrs and Legerrata went telling the world what they went through. I guess they conveniently forgot his role in stepping in when Rohrs didn't. Rohrs has been crying his bitch ass off during interviews, and seems to think shit like that makes it okay to leave your family to die because he's all remorseful now. Thankfully, the babies are safe and Legerreta is going to be ok. But I still don't understand for the life of me why the hell she would accept Rohrs's proposal after seeing his true colors. Oh well, to each their own.

Guardian Angel Jarrell Brooks

Mother-Son Boning.....With Sex

The Convict

Mistie Atkinson, 32, is just a normal woman in all respects (yeah right) that just happened to fall in love....With her own SON! Atkinson hadn't seen her baby boy for 15 years, so she thought that it would be a viable excuse for a little incestuous hook-up. She blames her attraction to her offspring on a little researched phenomenon called "genetic attraction". The reason why I believe that this is just a dumbass bullshit excuse for her being a sick bitch is because when she hunted him down on Facebook and before ever meeting the 16-year-old boy, she started sending him explicit and inappropriate messages. Now I don't know what excuse the boy has, other than being a horny ass teenager, for finding this to be such a turn on. Let me repeat this, this woman is HIS MOTHER AND THEY BOTH KNEW THIS. The boys father has had custody and raised him for 15 years. She had no contact with him until he was 16. The milk's gotta be tainted for a woman to, first of all, loose complete custody of her child and secondly, not have any contact with said child for 15 years.

What fuck is up with that nasty ass kitchen?

After finally having a much anticipated family reunion, Atkinson began sending her son nudie pics of herself and filmed a sex tape in a cheap motel. Paternal family members became suspicious of the seemingly wholesome relationship when they discovered the creepy phone texts and Facebook conversations and contacted authorites. The two were discovered in a Motel in Ukiah, California on March 2nd. You hear that Boo, not all incest happens in the South. HA HA!

In a letter to court Atkinson wrote, "I don't feel that I should be charged with incest because there is something called 'genetic attraction' that is a very powerful (phenomenon) that happens to 50 (percent) of people becoming reunited with a long-lost relative." Bullshit! If that were the case then can you imagine just how many adopted family members would be screwing all over the place? There'd be one eyed flipper babies galore.

Bitch has been sentenced to 4 years and 8 months, but could be out in as little as 2 years if she behaves herself. Just think, that with good behavior she can be released in time to take her son out to celebrate his 18th birthday. Oh fuck....

I'm loving her exquisite eyebrows

Mother-Daughter Bonding...With Drugs

Brandi Baumgardner

38-year-old Pennsylvanian mother of 2, Brandi Baumgardner, started smoking weed with her daughter when the girl was only 12 years old. As the child grew older, Baumgardner must have thought that marijuana was for babies and introduced the child to crack cocaine, pills and, by the time her daughter was 14, heroin. When the girl got so "dope sick" and could not inject herself, her faithful mother did it for her. Over 200 times. Don't you think that when a person gets so sick off that shit, that they can't even inject themselves, that it might be time to take a break? Baumgardner also taught the girl how to fake an illness at the emergency room in order to get prescribed the good shit. The girl also shared Fentanyl patches with her mother. 'Cause, you know, sharing is caring after all. During police interviews, Baumgardner admitted that she and her daughter have a drug problem. Ya think, bitch? You gave her the drug problem. Baumgardner was charged with with endangering the welfare of a child and corruption of a minor.

Robert Thomas Hannick, 22, of Beaver Springs has also been arrested with Baumgardner for supplying the teen with prescription drug, Suboxone, in exchange for sex. Suboxone is prescribed for those with an opiate problem. When Hannick was questioned about the allegations the teen made while in rehab he stated, "I know she was 14, but that's how I feel." Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. He denies giving the girl drugs, but it has been reported that he also injected the girl with heroin when she could not do it herself. Hannick was charged with statutory sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault and corruption of a minor. It is unknown what the relationship is between Hannick and Baumgardner. I couldn't find a picture of this wiener, but if I come across one, or if someone locates one and let me know about it.I damn sure will be updating this story with it. He needs to be publicly shamed for this shit too.

Thankfully, the girl was able to open up in counseling and while in rehab, let her counsellor know what a fucked up home life she's had. You've got to be a colossal piece of shit to do this to your own child. You know, if you want to be a piece of shit then go be a piece of shit. Don't try and turn your kids into a piece of shit as well. Was she proud of the fact that she turned her baby into a drug addict? Was she proud of the fact that her baby was prostituting herself in order to get drugs? What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?



When it comes to being a mother guess what bitch, you fail!

Mother Sexes Up Her Kid's 13-Year-Old Friend

Child Molestin' Mama

38-year-old married mother of 2, Amy Blose of Cleveland County, Oklahoma, has been sentenced to 15 years in jail for fucking her kid's 13-year-old friend. Blose pled no contest to charges of rape, sodomy and lewd molestation. The illicit and just plain gross affair was discovered when the mother of the victim discovered inappropriate text messages from Blose on his phone. I think the mother showed great restraint in going to the police rather than heading over to the bitches house and confronting the bitch herself. I don't know if I could have done that.

Not only did she fuck up this kid, but she also tried to use his friends to get to him. When released on bail, she was ordered by the judge not to contact her victim, or anybody else under the age of 18, but she tried to get the child's friend to pass him a breakfast burrito wrapped in a love note that said, "Hey, babe, I love you forever." Breakfast burritos are so romantic.

Blose also constantly showed that she suffered from absolutely no remorse for abusing the child, as she was constantly giggling and smiling throughout her sentencing hearing. She even had to be reprimanded by the judge for her inappropriate behavior. When arrested, she told cops that she had a "special relationship" with the boy. Specially fucked up relationship, that is. I wonder if she's laughing now as she's sitting in jail.

Laughing all the way to the big house

4-Year-Girl Shoots Self, "Father" Decides He Can Treat the Wound

Sulmin and Blade's 3 children

Police report that over in Stone Mountain, Georgia, a 4-year-old little girl accidentally shot herself on June 4th and her fucked up parents didn't take her to the hospital for treatment because they didn't want to get in trouble. Gwinnett County Police say that the father (if you can call him that), Thomas Sumlin, convinced his girlfriend, Tyshonna Mercedez Blades, that the child's injuries were not severe enough to warrant treatment. Sumlin decided that he would be able to treat the gunshot wound himself.



Alleged Mother Tyshonna Blades

The incident occurred when the couple and their 3 children were staying at the classiest of motels, Days Inn. While being diligently watched by her 21-year-old, so-called mother, the little girl found a handgun and reportedly shot herself in the stomach. Luckily, the bullet only grazed her, causing a deep gash. Blades called Sumlin for advice instead of doing what most people would do in an emergency and calling 911. Sumlin determined that proper medical attention was not needed over the phone and told her not to worry about it as he could use his limited medical skills and play doctor himself. Presumably, he immediately went to the nearest hardware store to pick up some duct tape and super glue before heading to the room to tell the little girl walk it off.

The couple denied the girl medical treatment for 2 whole days until, thankfully, a family member with more common sense called police to report that a 4-year-old baby is walking around with a FUCKING GUNSHOT WOUND to her stomach. Sumlin, with his vast intelligence, advised police that he didn't think the wound serious enough for a hospital trip. He also stated that, although the gun was not his and he had never seen it, that he was afraid that he and his lady love would get in trouble. According to him, although he was not present at the time, that after finding the loaded gun behind the bed the little girl shot herself, became scared and dropped the weapon. I imagine the little girl got scared. She had JUST FUCKING SHOT HERSELF IN THE STOMACH. Sumlin also stated, "This happened by accident, and I don't want any problems to come, but it turned into something way different." Ya think? Fucking moron.

Wannabe Doctor Thomas Sulmin

 I don't think police are buying his "these ain't my pants" type excuse due to the fact that they found a matching holster, magazines and possibly the bullet that pierced the small child's stomach, in Sumlin and Blade's home. I guess their next excuse is that whoever had rented the motel room before them also used to live at their house. Sumlin and Blades were charged with second degree cruelty to a child and released on a $7,500 bond. Sumlin's mother, Deanna Edwards, was also arrested for her involvement. The couple's 3 children are now in state care. We'll see how long they stay there before they're sent home with a case of band aids and neosporin.

Batshit Mom High on Bath Salts Attacks Toddler, Dies After Tasing

Pamela McCarthy

Yeah, this shit is in the news yet again. I've been talking about how bad this shit is for a few years  now ever since I found some dude literally playing in traffic on a major highway in the middle of the day. When I went to go talk to him he was talking all crazy about how the Mexican Mafia was trying to kill him along with some of our city's finest narcotics agents, all because of this prostitution ring that he knew about. Now I don't know about you, but the hookers in my town, Julia Roberts they ain't. Seriously, I've met crackheads on a four day bender that made more sense than this dude did that was fucked up on bath salts.

Jason Williams, boyfriend of Pamela McCarthy

Anyway back to the story at hand bath salts apparently don't just for make you eat some random dude's face off. They are also good for making you beat the shit out of your 3-year-old kid. Tuesday night, police in Munnsville, New York responded to numerous calls at the apartment complex of 35-year-old Pamela McCarthy. Dispatch advised responding officers that a female was punching, choking and kicking her 3-year-old son. She went after a neighbor and attacked him as well. Witnesses report that she was growling at everyone during her tirade. She even chased around some kids who were outside playing basketball. She was also walking down a flight of stairs at the complex and busted her ass while carrying a small child only to go back up the stairs and begin strangling the family dog.

At some point during the incident McCarthy removed all of her clothing and police stated that McCarthy was naked when they attempted to subdue her. They first attempted to use pepper spray. But McCarthy was so whacked out of her head it had no effect on her. Now if you've never been sprayed with police issue pepper spray let me tell you a little of what the experience is like. Your throat closes up and all you can do is gasp for air. Your nose starts pouring out more snot than a 5-year-old with hay fever. Your eyes swell shut, they stream tears, and feel as if you put habanero pepper juice in them. You can't think because your mind is so focused on trying to breath, which is next to impossible. You can't see because your eyes are about to burst into flames. It's painful to say the least and this had no affect whatsoever on her and she continued to struggle.

While trying to subdue McCarthy, the officer reported that she growled at him and attempted to bite him. So the officer was forced to go up one more on the force continuum and use his police issued taser. After using his taser, he was finally able to subdue McCarthy with the help of medical personnel on scene. Unfortunately for McCarthy, though, all the excitement of running around beating the shit out of people, fighting police and trying to bite them, was too much for her heart to handle when she was tased. She went into cardiac arrest and was transported to Oneida Health Care Facility where she was pronounced dead. Now this isn't the first time that officers have had to respond to McCarthy being high on bath salts. According to police, they've had to respond to NUMEROUS calls on her and found her to be heavily under the influence of the bad shit. As recent as March, she was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child and resisting arrest.

Lunch With a Little Extra Love

Ok peoples, Boo asked me to help out with my weak ass writing and lack of imagination since Shannie seems to be MIA, so just bear with me and get over my lack of grammar and spelling. Today I'm going to introduce you to Momma Fucktard of the year hailing to you from Del Valle, Tx. Say hi to Tornia Ann Gutierrez. You may be asking yourselves what makes Gutierrez the Momma Fucktard of the year? Well, she decided to pack a little lunch for her 6 year old baby girl, who attends school at Popham Elementary. What's wrong with that you ask? Damn, your asking a lot of questions. Anyway Momma Fucktard's sandwich wasn't exactly kosher. You see baby girl started acting a little funny after eating her lunch that Mommy so carefully prepared for her offspring. The little girl started acting all kinds of strange telling the school counsellor that she could hear a "banging" in her head and began talking to people that weren't there.

Here's my vote for Mommy of the Year

So of course the school being concerned about the health and well being of the child called Gutierrez to let her know that she needed to come get her kid. But instead of being all concerned like most normal people would be, Gutierrez asked them not to call Emergency Services or CPS. WTF? Gutierrez eventually broke down and realized that the shit wasn't right with her kid. She ended up calling an ambulance herself. The little girl was eventually transported to Dell Children's Medical Facility where she tested positive for PCP. Yes, P-C-fucking-P. Otherwise known as Angel Dust. That's the shit that will make you think your God...or the Devil...or whatever. Coincidentally, Mommy Dearest over there also tested positive for the shit. Imagine that.

Gutierrez insists that she didn't intentionally put that extra ingredient in there.  Instead, she said that she had a drug dealer come to her house earlier, because when your denying drugging your own kid and trying to portray yourself as a good Mother and all, it helps to tell authorities that it was the fucking drug dealer you had over. According to the little girl, sandwich meat laced with the bad shit "tasted like fireworks" and will make you "crazy dizzy". At least it wasn't bath salts or we could have had a real first grade zombie Apocalypse on our hands in Texas.