Friday, April 20, 2012

Baby Dies Due to Dumbfuck's Lack Of Common Sense


     Born on Valentine’s Day, Aiden McGrew only made it to two months because his careless and mentally stunted parents made the seriously stupid decision to leave a vulnerable baby and a dog together, unsupervised. The dog, named Lucky, was some kind of mix of Lab and retriever and fuck knows what else, but we now know Lucky is a pure bred baby killer. So if you’re worried about infant break-ins this is the dog to own. If you actually give a shit about your kids, you might want to pass on adopting a dog and thrusting it into the middle of a family with small children and defenseless babies. And you should definitely not let Rowlf the Piano Playing Dog babysit your kids while you catch some heavy Z’s.
     Due to his severe lack of common sense, Quinton McGrew’s 2-month-old son is now dead, mauled to death by the family pet. While Quinton slept in a bed with his 3-year-old, Baby Aiden was left to nap in a swing in another room. While daddy slept, a dog roamed freely around the house. While dad slept the recently adopted mutt pulled the baby from his swing and tore his legs from his tiny body. Dad slept through the horrific death of his child, leaving the horrific scene to be discovered by the child’s mother, Chantal McGrew, and their 7-year-old, who had just returned from a doctor’s appointment.
     The mother told police she arrived home just after 11 AM and found Baby Aiden on the floor by his swing with his legs torn from his body and his abdomen ruptured and bleeding. Aiden was rushed to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead. Police are now investigating how it’s possible the father just slept through the vicious attack on his baby. They are also planning to perform an autopsy to determine whether Baby Aiden died before or after he was dismembered by the dog. I can’t even imagine how much pain that poor baby must have been in and he must have cried. I just can’t see a baby not wailing while enduring this kind of excruciating pain. It makes me wonder if his father often ignored the baby’s cries and just left him to cry it out until he was good and ready to take care of his kid. Or maybe he was just lazy and too tired to get the fuck out of bed and check on his child. Whatever the case may be because of a parent’s moronic decision to leave a baby at the mercy of a dog while he slept in, an innocent and helpless child has lost his life.
     The couple’s other two children has been removed from the home and the mother is refusing to speak to reporters. Charges have yet to filed, but I hope they are. What happened to this baby is totally unacceptable and absolutely unforgivable. It’s common fucking sense that you don’t leave a child unattended with a dog. That dog may be your best fucking friend and shake your hand on command, but a dog is still just an animal. Animals have instincts and urges, regardless of how greatly trained they are and it is just plain idiocy to leave your child alone with one. That goes for all animals, not just dogs. A couple was just convicted last year for the death of their toddler because their starving and inadequately caged python saw their child as a snack. If you cannot care for your pets or your children, you shouldn’t have either. This gruesome and disturbing tale of gross parental negligence was brought to you by Your Friendly Neighborhood BooKat.
I don't even want to know what the Muppet mutt is picking out of his teeth.

19 comments:

  1. I can't believe the father slept through the baby crying. I don't understand why the mother didn't sick the dog on her husband for being so stupid!!!!

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  2. God, this just makes me sick. You need a license to drive, you need a license to cut hair, but any unevolved fuckbag can breed.

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  3. No one can sleep through the sound of a baby screaming in pain. He had to be drugged. I am sickened at the scene the mother and that 7 year old must have come home to. I can't imagine the pain of having seen that. They will never forget. As careless as they may have been, I would have torn that dog to shreds with my bare hands.

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  4. What Luvs said! ^5

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  5. I agree Luvs. He had to have purposefully ignored the babies cries or was couldn't hear them because he was passed out. What a fucking loser. Well, that just described the mother too.

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  6. Just another Drugged out parent! Damn, How can people be so dumb!

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  7. Isn't there a label on those swings that says DO NOT LEAVE CHILD UNATTENDED? I'm sure even responsible parents have randomly left their children in those swings while they were in the other room or whatnot - but to go to sleep and leave the baby in there? AND with a random dog... wow.

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  8. You came down pretty hard on this guy. Next you'll be saying that his using all-natural bacon grease as diaper ointment was a bad idea too...

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  9. I think you're not far off on that one kniption. Hopefully LE looks HARD at this case and the evidence. Something stinks with this story! Someone could have set the dog up as the patsy. If something terrible had already happened to the baby the dog attack could have been used as a coverup? I honestly think that would be more likely than the family pet ripping the baby apart while the father and other child slept through the mauling.

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    1. Yeah, the sleeping through it thing is bullshit. Baby or not - there would be some serious bloody murder gettin' screamed there. Minimum, the dad was drugged. Minimum. But there was prolly a lot more going on....

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  10. I heard the 911 call...the mother actually laughs about whether she should stick the baby's legs in the freezer with all her meat. That part was pretty strange. This shit is all kinds of fucked up.

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    1. Seriously? Please keep us updated, this may be more than it seems.

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    2. It was ruled a homicide due to parental neglect, but they haven't charged anyone yet. In the 911 call, the mother says she came home and her two kids were awake and her husband was kind of awake. its weird and fucked up shit.

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    3. Haven't heard it. Damn. That's 31 flavors of fucked up.

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  11. Okay you other incompentent fucks, Lucky wasn't the dog that did it. Lucky was Quinton's dog for 14 years & literally a member of the family. Drugged out? Seriously? No, they're not like that. Seeing as how obvioisly any incompentent person can jump to conclusions and are always the first to point fingers....MAYBE you should learn the whole damn story! No parent can say they never fell asleep, caught a nap when they had an infant. If they can, I'd like to meet them because they apparently were awake for a solid 6 months of their infants life. I support both parents 1000% percent on everything working out to the best way possible in this tragic loss of their newborn, because they will suffer extremely for the rest of their lives. Oh, and it's been said, it's possible that Aiden never made a sound because of the intial shock of the first bite. So, back the fuck off, & I hope no one on here experiences any such tragic event because if you do, you will be the most hypocritical bastards and honestly I hope you burn in hell!

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    1. What the fuck ever, dude. It's common fucking sense that you don't leave a dog alone with a child. It is tragic, but it was also preventable, so fuck you and fuck your napping numbnuts asstard fat fuck pal for sleeping through his baby being gnawed to pieces. Had your buddy put the fucking animals out of the house to take his nap or sleep shit off, Aiden wouldn't be another child dead due to shitty parental neglect.

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    2. Catching a nap? Are you fucking high? There's a huge diff, between getting in a few winks with a snoozing kid, and when one's being torn apart by a dog, while you're doing a Rip VanWinkle on Ambien impression....that shit doesn't go down silent. EVER.

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    3. Shouldn't that be Rip Van Ankle in this case?

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    4. As long as it's not Robert Van Winkle...

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