Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Lies Are Punished With Miscarriages

      Have you ever known a chick that was so starved for attention that she would create whatever drama she could to get the attention she craved, whether it was good or bad? You know the kind of chicks I'm talking about, right? The insecure ones that, if see their boyfriend look away from them, swear he must be checking out some slut that walked by, whether he did or not? Those ones that will dream up some drama just to start a fight? Or will go all wobbly necked and jump all over another chick for even glancing at her man? Those are the same ones that will fake a pregnancy and a miscarriage to keep a man and gain the sympathy of others. They are crazy, desperate, unstable women that have zero self-confidence and so they get their jollies and make themselves feel better about themselves and their situation by stirring up drama and playing sides against one another. It is an insane and vicious cycle they will repeat over and over again all in the attempt to feel like they matter and to fill a void.
     One particular crazy I know of, is big on that "I'm pregnant, oh, wait, I just miscarried" plot. It's a tried and true classic reserved for the truly nuts and hard up for love. It's a sick little lie that earns some severe karmic punishment and curses these psychopaths with real miscarriages because they aren't even fit to be decent human beings, much less a mother to a helpless little baby. I think these batshit attention whores end up cursed with rancid vaginas, rotten wombs and dead eggs because they are cruel and whoever watches over us saw that and said, "Fuck no. No baby for you." Maybe even in the Soup Nazi's voice. Yeah, the Fetus Nazi. He sees how twisted and demented these soulless women that fake a pregnancy to get sympathy and keep a man by their side and decide that a monster that would put on that kind of a charade isn't worthy of motherhood. Maybe once in a while he gives them a little temporary bundle of joy, but then The Fetus Nazi quickly snatches it away with a vagina bloodbath and fetal evacuation as payback for the nasty emotional game playing of a demented and unstable liar. I see that as just.
     It's a pretty fitting punishment for a manipulative psychopath that would conjure up a phony pregnancy only to get herself some attention and fuck with other's sentiments. They tell a little Clear Blue Easy white lie a couple of times and as karma for their misdeeds, they're smitten with infertility. I think that's also a little hint hint that this kind of person is an unfit mother so The Great All Seeing in the sky, or whatever, gives the gift that will never give them a baby. Kinda like lookin' out for the unborn by not cursing them with shitty mothers. Some bad ones get through the cracks, way too many actually, but I'm sure there are bigger and better plans for those women unfit to be called Mom. They get theirs in different and unexpected ways. Like having such a lonely and craptastic life they have to live online and lash out at whoever they can to feel better than those around them. It's people like those we're supposed to feel sorry for, but I don't. Those are the same cowards that would taunt a dying man and steal candy from a baby, so I find them unworthy of my sympathy.
     I actually find those people hilarious. The insistence that their life is awesome and totally rocks. That their husband is loving and tolerant and does everything for them, meanwhile behind their back, he's plowing whatever skank doesn't mind a little penis cheese around the rim. That swear they have the best job and make the most money and have the career that allows for infinite online twat time even though their job is Stuck At Home, Has No Life or the classic, "student". The ones that say their kids are well off and so good and have everything they could ever want, while in reality, their kids are neglected and resentful of their mother who would rather tap tap tap away at the computer, giving all her love and attention to whatever new and scandalous activity has caught their attention. These are those kids that somehow struggle to thrive inside decaying reproductive organs and make it out only to suffer with a mediocre mother. You know, the ones that slip through the cracks.
     I don't feel sorry for those losers that turn being a dick online into a gross addiction. A really nasty habit they can't or refuse to give up because it feeds the need and fills the void. That thrive off of hurting strangers in the most unimaginable ways, like mocking their children or causing trouble in their personal lives. I don't feel sorry for people like that because I know they don't feel sorry or anything else for the people they tear down and rip to shreds. People like that are pathetic and laughable, and I can't feel bad for someone that makes me giggle so much. Enjoy your jarred baby remains and remember, Liars never prosper.
This Makes Me LOL Myself

19 comments:

  1. LMAO at these descriptions--"penis cheese around the rim" and "rancid vaginas"--OMG the mental images! Thank you for the laughs, and for the very true message behind your post. In the end, liars do pay through karma.

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  2. That's some smurfin' crazy smurf! ;)

    I'm kind of behind a little so I just did some QUICK searches. Is that def LIES? If so, she really is sicker and more disturbed than anyone could have thought. Does she have some obsession with death of babies (unborn and born)? Maybe just death in general? And then obsession with causing drama for victims and/or mothers? Idk, her sickness seems quite complicated, besides just being starved for attention. If it's not LIES, well they both have major issues.

    It may not seem directly related to Ayla and/or her case, but it actually is. She has done nothing but belittle Ayla's Mother, cause drama, and twist every single piece of information regarding Ayla's case. And, Aunt Selena is there, backing her up at every sick twist and turn. She is NOT innocently looking at both sides. She isn't even looking at any side. Her goal appears to be, to cause drama, and nothing more. It's not about Ayla. It's not about Justin being innocent. It's not even about Trista being guilty (of what idk). It is simply about causing drama. The easiest way for her to do that, is to "pick on" the innocent. If the tables were turned, and Ayla had gone missing from Trista's home, I'm willing to bet that everything LIES is TRYING to do to Trista, she would be doing to Justin - just to cause drama and get a rise out of people.

    Maybe she'll get tired of what she's doing and turn on Justin and smurfin Aunt Selena.

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  3. CAP's cannot grasp the meaning of empathy. It's been explained to her but in her mind it's like asking what, "twizzle bardly" means..he answer..I have no idea what your talking about.

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  4. It's taken me a couple months to even be able to read this blog, but I have found a way to enjoy it and find the humour. This article did make a bit queazy but I like the attack on CAP and she deserves it.

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    1. Thank you, for your ability to stomach our pride and joy...lol

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    2. LOL, thank YOU Shannie. :)

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    3. You are so lucky, Mags...I almost put jarred fetuses up, but that was too much, even for me...

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  5. I looked at Lies blog this morning and now that she got busted last night for making aliases dated yesteray on the screen name, now today she is making ALL the fake posts so that you can't check the date the profile is made. She is so sick.

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  6. I knew this was coming after our chat last night but I wasn't sure how you were going to pull it off but you did with flying colors, I literally spit my red bull out through my nose reading this. It was that smurfin good!!! ;) CA-P has some serious issues for sure and they are all coming to light now.

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  7. Every time a pregnancy faker lies, an unborn baby gets it's wings...

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  8. Are you gals over here having fun without me? ;)

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  9. Shannie and Boo, it's been a while since there has been a post anywhere about CR. I know you girls had one in the past, but if possible, can you please consider doing another article on her in the near future? It seems like she is getting away with her name not being out there and it angers me for Ayla. Of course everything the Dips do/don't pisses me off about Ayla, but I think your fans would appreciate your unusual perspective on her behavior. Okay, I'm pretty much begging lol. Thanks for reading this. "Mags".

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    1. Elisha too! She's really fallen off the radar. Hopefully and probably not of LE's radar, but she IS 1 of the 3 adults, in the home that night, 1 of the 3 not being truthful with LE, 1 of the 3 not communicating with LE. 1 of 4 with no concern for Ayla, 1 of 4 with no emotion, no statements, no plea's etc. Don't forget her failed poly, that LE let out, yet her lawyer doesn't know if she or Phoebe took poly's!

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    2. You're right Kit. I'm sorry I didn't think to post her name too. It would be nice to see some heat put on the quiet ones.

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  10. Light up Coutneys Tampon like a candle wick and I bet she will start talking. JK !

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  12. Lol. This is too good. The fetus nazi rides again at Hihater's house.

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