|"Right there, Baby!" ...eww and lol.|
This hunk of burnin' love from the state of Pennsylvania, is Terri Mezzatesta 34,. She got arrested recently for having sex, which of course you'd think "Hell yeah, that mountain of neck meat shouldn't be humped ever"...but apparently fatties need love too, and fattie sex is totally legal. But this genius of love couldn't get some legal action, she had to get porked by her 15 year old sons friend..AFTER she got him high and drunk.
Terri "The Neck", as I like to call her, was getting all wine cooler-ed up and stoned with her son and his buddy when her kid went in his room and passed out. Pfft...lightweight. That's when mom of the year asked his pal if she could gobble his knob. He said "coolio", and BAM...next thing he knows he's jabbing Jabbas guts. I guess to a stoned horny kid she was hotter than fuck? Um..I doubt it...but anyway, so her son wakes up to his mothers grunts and pork sounds from the living room...quote "Right there, Baby!!", he gets grossed out and pissed at the same time, (just like a son should when he wakes up to his chum and mum having puke inducing sex). The friend/motherfucker got punched in the face by Terri's son, but he was welcomed back into the house later that night and his good pal let him use his cell phone for a few days. When the phone was returned to Terri's son he saw explicit sexting between his mom and the friend, he thought" fuck this shit" and turned her fat, friend fuckin' ass over to school officials who in turn, called the fuzz.
Now get this....Terri told the cops she was passed out drunk and that she awoke to the 15 year old boy on top of her!! LOL...yeah, okay riiight. Cops laughed their asses off and charged her with statutory sexual assault, and corruption of minors.
*Thank you Missing Bud...you made my day with this!