|And the award for biggest asshole goes to...|
They nominate all these films and actors and songs and singers to keep their names out there and get attention for their product...the product being the film and song...because they want to keep people interested and get people going to see these movies and listening to these songs so they'll buy them up and all the people involved can keep getting paid...with our money.
There's hundreds of categories and all these nominations, usually all for these hyped up films or "artists" or songs...but how often do we see the "little people" being honored with awards with all this fanfare? Where's the huge and enormously overpriced awards show for the doctor that saved my life with that blood transfusion I didn't want? Or the big gaudy gold statue for the people working their asses off actually help their fellow man, you know those people that volunteer for no other reason except to help others? They might not want the award, but they sure do deserve more than the asshole who made like 15 million for his shitty acting in Moneyball.
|I nominate Pitt for "Douchiest Faux Actor With the Least Amount of Talent"|
|Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner. Everyone in Hollywood deserves the Asshole Award.|