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I feel like I had to write this up because it was practically begging me to. So this Jersey chick, Lauren Odes, claims that she was fired from her job after her boss told her to tape down her tits. Odes is now suing the wholesale lingerie company called Native Intimates because they supposedly couldn’t handle her clothed hotness. She’s claiming she is a victim of religious and sexual discrimination. Odes says two days into her job at the lingerie company, a supervisor told her the store’s owners didn’t like what she was wearing, that it was too “distracting”. She says she asked what the dress code was and was told to look around and see what other employees were wearing, so she copied her co-workers wardrobes, which varied from casual athletic to business attire.
Odes says she was told by her female supervisor to cover up more and eventually was forced to wear a bathrobe, which she was supposedly told to wear all day. The supervisor also gave her the option of going out to buy an ankle-length sweater, but says while out shopping for it, she received a call saying she was fired. She says she was humiliated, that her co-workers ridiculed her and she feels all this is because the owners are a couple of easily offended Jews. At a press conference with her attorney, the douchetastic Gloria Allred, Odes said, "I do not feel an employer has the right to impose their religious beliefs on me when I'm working in a business that's not a synagogue, but sells things with hearts on the female genitals and boy shorts for women that say hot in the buttocks area.” Miss Odes, you are a fucking revolutionary. Oh, wait, revolutionary doesn’t mean dumb as a rock? My bad.
Odes claims she is Jewish, but I think she may have gotten mixed up by a Jewfro-sporting hornball who asked her if she had any Jew in her, then hit her with the “Want some?” punch line. At the press conference, she was posing like a plump Playboy idolizing amateur feedee. The chick would be cute if she didn’t exude trashy and act a bimbo throughout the press conference, doing her best to give photographers her sluttiest bedroom eyes. It also doesn’t help that her face looks like wax and she’s wearing that notoriously skank-loved frosty baby pink lipstick all the skeezes rock. Once Gloria Allred is in the picture, I just can’t take shit like this seriously. The old broad is supposed to be all about representing and fighting for women’s rights, but her clientele is such a joke. It’s always some airheaded fame-chasing nimrod that wants to flash her tits. It seems less about women’s rights and more about man-hating vindictiveness. I just don’t feel like she’s fighting the good fight by representing Tiger Woods’ pieces of side ass and other equally idiotic money hungry opportunists.
I’m all for fighting for our female rights and not taking shit for having bleeding genitalia, but this shit does absolutely nothing for our rights. If anything, it makes these people look stupid and inspires a loathing that can only be expelled through an expletive laced rant. Like this one. Come on now, honest opinions, do you really feel this woman was somehow wronged, singled out and persecuted for her fashion sense…or lack thereof? Or is she just another moneygrubbing publicity whore?
|That's totally work appropriate...right?|