Thursday, May 3, 2012

Man Attempts To Drown Fun And Life Out Of Stepson


While out there having fun in the warm California sun, an asshole attempted to drown his stepson in the guise of a swimming lesson. 21-year-old Jacqorie Charles Stansell is accused of attempted murder and child cruelty after holding the stepson underwater because he got frustrated with the kid’s lack of aquatic skills. In typical dick without a cause fashion, Stansell has pleaded not guilty and remains in custody, with bail set at $1 million.

According to witnesses, Stansell held the boy underwater in an apartment complex pool for 15 minute intervals until the boy appeared to be lifeless. At that point, Stansell tossed the kid out of the pool and then took him home. Apparently the boy actually stopped breathing, but paramedics managed to revive him. From there, the boy was flown to a local hospital for treatment. The kid has since recovered, but has been placed in protective custody, along with his 2-year-old sister. The boy's mother was at home with the younger child while her Dick of the Month was dunking her son underwater like an Oreo in milk.

What the hell happened to strapping water wings on a kid and tossing them into the pool? When did drowning kids like unwanted kittens become the technique for teaching a child to swim? Seriously, people, if you don't have the patience for children, don't have them and don't enter a relationship with someone who does. And Baby Poopers, don't squat and drop kids out of your hoo-ha if you aren’t up to the task of taking care of them or making sure the person you leave them with can be trusted to return them to you alive and unharmed. Just a little bit of fucking caution can save you a whole lot of grief and spare your child from becoming a headline.

22 comments:

  1. That picture is terrifying...

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    1. LOL..Luvs got it. I said the same thing!

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    2. Drowning goes with Jason, so I thought it was fitting.

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  3. Betty from BangorMay 5, 2012 at 7:13 AM

    Could you please do another article on Ayla?? She needs you to help?? Emotions run high on this case and I hope all can move on from this. Ayla is the most important.
    Thank you Shannie and Boo.

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    1. Coming soon, Betty from Bangor....

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  4. Betty from BangorMay 6, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    Thank You Much Shannie!

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  5. PeterTheMillimeterMay 6, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Where'd you get the photo of Shannie?

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    1. That was a pic from Summer Camp at Crystal lake, I've gotten consistently worse looking....But hey we can't all be anonymous beauty queens can we?

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    2. Oh and just an FYI...you aren't so Anon Peter (giggle), we do have a nice little way of know who you are and where you're posting from. So I can get your pic up here too. Sounds fun. :)

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  6. The Troll Refugees from TCR need a new home...Guess they got sick of Mama Fat Back and Robotits...and the 50 identities of Cyber Fucking Rascal Ridin' Boniva Addict...

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    1. Yeah...they're tired of making up names and talking to themselves...they can't troll themselves forever and keep on regulating by attacking anyone who posts. So they must come here to be douche nozzles. Me and you are just a few whores, trying to make some cash bubble gum...what the fuck?

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  7. Shhh, Law and Order is starting.....

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    1. Hey CT, you up for a Porky's Marathon and a little cyber sex?

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    2. If only we could get a Criminal Minds marathon to pop up, then we'd have a "old age orgy" that would blow Caligula out of the water.

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    3. Sure things, Boo. For you, anything.

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  8. lol. youse didn't mind fucking up Petes site so I hope you dont mind yours getting fucked up in the ass

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  9. CSI Miami, Shan. Damn you are stupid

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    1. Oh hi everyone *waves* Haven't been here in AGES! Just checking in to see how my peeps R doo'in. Can't BELIEVE the trolling that goes on here. My land sakes! Good news, Hortense's hip replacement went really well and she can go back to being a prostitute stunt double after 2 mos. healing time. Shamus graduated from counterfeiting school and we have a new illegal domestic whose willing to work for tic tacs! Hay y'all! Have a great Memorial Holiday.

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  11. This is rediculous how you bloggers post shit about something you don't know. .he is not a kilker not would he treat a child that way. You can't always believe what you hear

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