Tuesday, March 6, 2012

It Wasn't Me Watching Kiddie Porn! It Was My Tumor!

Ex LA City Commish and pervert.
Former LA City Commissioner and all around sleaze, Albert Abrams was arrested last Wednesday by the feds and charged with possession and distribution of child pornography.  This isn't breaking news or anything big, but the defense this guy is using is so fucking silly and so fucking lame I just had to write some shit up about it.

In August 2011, an undercover agent downloaded files from a file sharing website, (frequented by the most disgusting group of sub-humans called pedophiles) and images of children as young as 4, in sexually explicit encounters were shared by the account of "BoyWonderUSA"...this led the agent to  LA's City Commish, Abrams. BoyWonderUSA??  ugh...dick.  Now here's where this gets pathetic...
Abrams didn't deny he had the kiddie porn and that he watched it, because it wasn't really him you see, it was his tumor.  Yep, his tumor made him want to watch kids being sexually abused.  Are you shitting me? The tumor made him do it? I'm gonna copy and paste a little of the interview CBS LA's David Goldstein had with Abrams...cause this dude is fucking full of horseshit :

“Did you enjoy looking at those pictures?”
“Not at all,” says Abrams.
“Then why did you have them?
“That’s what we’re trying to find out.”
“It is what my split personality decided to do. That’s what happens when you have tumors.”

That's what happens when you have tumors?!?!?!?!?!

He asked Abrams if he remembered watching it. Abrams replied, “I was watching myself from a distance watching it.”
Goldstein asks, “Watching yourself from a distance?” Abrams says, “Yes.”
Goldstein asks Abrams, “You just found out today that your medical condition triggered you to look at kiddie porn of toddlers as young as four?” Abrams says, “That’s correct.”
Goldstein presses the point. “Just today? Four days after the FBI raided your house and you’re under investigation. Isn’t that a little suspicious?” Abrams replies, “No, it’s a very natural thing to find out what’s going on.”
Goldstein also asks Abrams’ wife if she buys this story. “Absolutely, I do,” she says.
Abrams wife, Linda, backs up her husband saying he was in pain from the tumor.
“He was at the end of his rope with the pain,” she says. “He was just trying to carry on.”
Goldstein asks her if she believes the kiddie porn alleviated his pain. Of that she is suspect. “I highly doubt that.”
She highly doubts that...lol wtf lady?

Here comes The Tumor Defense...and since this guy is a politician who has worked on big time campaigns such as Al Gore, Jimmy Carter And Robert Kennedy...(eye roll), I can just see some judge slapping this pedo fuck on the wrist.  His wife must be some kind of Stepford Wife/retard or she's in denial, either way she needs to get the fuck away from the dual personality of her kiddie porn loving husband.  And if I was the prosecutor I would totally go along with his lame ass, bullshit "tumor made me do it" crap, and ask for life in prison. I mean, who knows what that tumor of his has planned next..sure it started making him upload hundreds of child porn files, but his tumor has obviously taken control of him. The tumor could start making him put ads up on Craigslist, or Backpage to solicit a child, or worse.... Abrams tumor could make him seek out a child on the streets! The tumor needs to be stopped, and since it's using Abrams body as host to carry out all it's evil deeds, Abrams needs to be locked down...for a long time, or until the tumor kills him.

Is this shit really going to fly in  the justice system? Are we just going to let some douchey, pissbag pervert get away with his sick crimes because he had some power, money, and claims he has a kiddie porn loving tumor? The stupid fuck is totally lying, and got busted.  I can't believe a doctor would ever say that this is a possibility or side effect of tumor growth, (Abrams said he would give the CBS the name of his doctor, but never did) or gave this asshole a diagnosis and basically a doctors note that says:

Please excuse Albert Abrams from being normal. Any watching and/or getting off on child porn isn't his fault. His tumor really likes kiddie porn.
Sincerely,
Dr. Fuckhead

And if there are any MDs out there giving excuses like this to sexual deviant pigs like Abrams, they should be exposed as the douchebags they are, and have their license to practice medicine torn up and burned.

You think this is what a kiddie porn loving tumor looks like?




Hey, maybe Abrams tumor will represent him in court, or testify that it was really him and not Abrams being a creepy pervert...I wouldn't bet on it though, I hear tumors are selfish assholes.  I'm just hoping the Judge doesn't submit to this type of turd-stain, reports say that this goofy looking, mustached bastard had some sick shit in his possession, including a video of a 5 year old girl being drugged and raped. 



* Here's a link to the LA Daily News  http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_20076064?source=rss

3 comments:

  1. Lol...those devious tumors, forcing people into a life of crime. I guess if baby killing moms can blame depression and past abuse for their crimes, pedos can blame their medical conditions. Those Pedos, what will they think of next...

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    1. The good ole Demons Made Me Do It defense...

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