Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Octomom Gets Naked

Octomom Undresses

We all knew from the tabloid rumors, that Octomom, Nadya Suleman, has some serious financial problems.  Birthing 14 mouths to feed, I wonder why? It's not like she hasn't made a buck off of her litter of children, but I guess the cost of what it takes to raise a brood is far more than what peddling the story of how they came to be rakes in. Apparently, Nadya's little over a dozen bundles of joy weren't pulling in the kind of money she wants, so Nadya is going the Pay-Me-To-Get-Naked route and posing in the buff for Closer, some UK gossip rag.

The pictures are gross enough without any narrative, but what's really disgusting is her interview for the mag. She wants us to believe that after having 14 kids, her body magically snapped back to normal, sans any surgical help. I know chicks who've only pooped one kid out and had stretch marks, wiggly bits and sagging droopiness. I get not everyone's body is the same and the toll pregnancy and kids takes on it isn't going to be the same, but really, we're supposed to buy that she didn't have a single nip or tuck after 8 babies in her gut at one time stretched her shit out beyond capacity? I don't get the woman's need to bullshit us when she's obviously got no shame and has used her inhuman ability to breed like a female dog to make a living.

She boasts being able to "eat like a horse" and not count calories and how men are supposedly all over her. Seriously? A lot of guys will barely consider dating a chick with 1, maybe 2 kids, but she's trying to convince us there are multiple men that want to get with her, despite the fact that she has a soccer team's worth of kids. Thank fuck she's taken some self-imposed vow of celibacy, 'cause she sure as fuck doesn't need to be getting pregnant again, not that she needed a man all the other times either though. Turkey basters as a baby daddy, now that is procreation for the future. Maybe some day we'll also eliminate the need for nimrod mothers too and the test tube babies will stand a chance at normalcy, the exact opposite of what Nadya's kids are getting. This woman is in the top 5 reasons why not just anyone should be allowed to be a mother, let alone use their womb as a Human PEZ dispenser.
Is she holding her tits up 'cause if she lets go they'll unroll like sleeping bags?
Her photos aren't shit awful, but this is the last person I want to see naked or semi-naked or fully clothed. I would actually like to not see this person at all, ever. The fact that this is what people see as "entertainment" is really fucked up. That this kind of garbage is reported as news and, in a sick way, sort of celebrated is disgusting. It's really no wonder why our culture is so fame-obsessed when you can become an overnight celebrity for shitting out spawn with the frequency that people change underwear. It is a sad day when this is what's considered news and the younger generation strives to attain this kind of fleeting and undeserved fame. We are a fucked up people.


  1. Ewwwww! Whoever want's to see Octomom's naked mommy parts has as many issues in their head as she does her own. I guess some people are willing to look at ANYTHING naked.

    Where are all these wonderful guy's who are falling all over her? None of them want 14 kids to care for and try to support?

    Could they have waxed her caterpillar eyebrows? Maybe introduced her to sunlight?

    1. After taking a better look at those pics, her body looks pretty torn up. That pic at the bottom, she's got stretch marks all over. I'm just relieved I didn't find photos any more revealing than these. I'm afraid if she drops her hands from her boobs, those water balloons are gonna explode. They look like she's got them all gather up in her hands and if she let's go, that shit is just gonna plummet and turn into some massive splatter tit flapjacks.

    2. Why am I so appalled at her eyebrows? lol I can't stop looking at them! I swear she had those skinny fake ones at one point that scared me. I try not to look directly at her but it's like a train wreck.

    3. Please keep in mind that these photos are after the 250psi/60gallon airbrush.

  2. AHHHHHH! Eyebrow Insanity!

    Holy Bundle of Kids, she's got serious isshes. Like real fucking isshes, didn't she say she would never whore herself out like this? She might as well get plowed by like 7 guys in LA, compared to posing in a cheesy mag in the UK. lol imo.

  3. What a great role model for her children.

  4. There is no fucking way you "bounce back" from having that many kids at once. She is flat out delusional. It just can't happen. Plus she has that weird long - I had a tummy tuck - belly button. I noticed yesterday that there appears to be something else above her underwear on her hip. Does anyone else see it? It could be the lighting perhaps but damn this woman is an attention whore. Do you think she is posting on TCR? There seem to be a plethora of attention whore on there. Plethora is a great word.

    1. Yeah, that's the shit I was talking about. That's a stretch mark fiesta partying on her hips. How old is this chick? Her face look fucking terrible even though her body's no better. This is bad. All bad.

  5. Are you guys sure she really had 14 children? From afar she doesn't look that bad, but the close up... Well, she looks like a guy. Did she actually end up taking her undies off?

  6. First kid = A few stretchmarks
    Second Kit = A few more stretchmarks, no more ass, and some loose skin that I cant get rid of...ugghh...
    No more kids for me...two kids did enough damage!!! But I still got my boobs!! ha ha ha
    She cant possibly have that many kids and have a "good" body...not happening, a delusional thought..she looks like she had lips added to her face...gross!

  7. The phrase "that shits like throwing a hot dog down a high school hallway" just screams at me when I look at her pics......

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