|The Two Lovebirds, 41-year-old James Hooker and 18-year-old Jordan Powers|
I'm not exactly sure where the tale begins, but if you believe what Mr. Hooker and Ms. Powers (Hooker Powers...ha!), they began dating on the day of Ms. Powers' 18th birthday, back in September of 2011. Now if your buying that tub of blatant bullshit, you must have been squeezed fresh out your mother's hooha this morning. I tend to go with what another student at the high school had to say about this horkeriffic union of bald teacher and young student with daddy issues...
"She was 14 when they first got together," one student said. "That's pretty disgusting, a guy like an old man would try and go with a really young girl."
Disgusting, indeed, young sir. Rounding out this pedophile's dream of a romance is the fact that Mr. Hooker is married with children, one of whom attended the same high school and is only a year younger than his new love. Proving what a dirty old man he is, Mr. Hooker has now reseigned from his job, though he was on paid administrative leave until recently, left his wife and 3 kids, and is now living in an apartment with the love of his mid-life. Ms. Powers is no longer attending Enochs, opting to finish high school through independant study, and boy oh boy, isn't she a lucky girl, her very own over the hill high school teacher to tutor her!
|She's totally into him, right? Not counting the crows feet, gray hairs, or worrying that his drooping jawline is going to look like her beef curtains in a couple years.|
Tammie Powers apparently has texts, emails and phone records exchanged between Hooker and Jordan that go back long before her 18th birthday. There's even a vomit inducing photo of her daughter in Hooker's lap. Totally approprate for a student to be sitting on her male teacher's lap in high school, right? Nothing suspicious there. Hooker insists though that nothing happened between himself and Jordan before her 18th birthday and says Tammie Powers' accusations are a "pack of lies." I'm going to have to side with mom's opinion that Mr. Hooker is "a perverted man in his forties, who has taken advantage of a little girl." While she's no longer a little girl, she is this woman's daughter and even an outsider can see that this whole shitfucked situation is messed up.
|Daddy's Girl and Proud Papa|
I don't know about you guys, but I really see these two crazy kids making it. Girl fresh out of high school, zero life experience and no time to enjoy all the fumbling slobbery-ness and goosebumpy goodness of messing around with the hot guys her own age. Jobless Geezer about to go through a messy divorce and get saddled with child support, and possibly alimony, maybe going to jail if LE determines he did in fact let his shrively man bits travel Jordan's Vagina Junction and break through Hymen Avenue before she was of age. This is true romance, destined to go down in history as this generation's Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau, to be immortalized in a really shittily acted Lifetime movie, starring Hayden Panettierre and Ed Harris. To quote Ashley Simpson, this is L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E.